I once had a Jewish girl friend who complained: “Oy, Judaism is such an inconvenient religion!” when she was really hungry one morning and I offered her (in jest) a ham-and-cheese sandwich (which she turned down, btw, “because that’s doubleplus-un-kosher, Kim” ).
She should thank her lucky stars she wasn’t a Muslim.
…what used to be known as “taking things to extremes.”






