Speed Bump #3,145

Here we go again:

“In essence, we note there are two large demographic bodies that resemble one another in the extent of their cognitive impairment: brain-dead politicians and brain-dead electorates. They are not necessarily coterminous. In some nations, one predominates; in others, another. Sometimes the two dispensations are found in sync.

In European nations such as the U.K., Ireland, France, Germany, and Romania, and of course in the higher echelons of the EU itself, the political class is plainly suffering from an access of both mental impairment and historical ignorance, receding into the very totalitarian past they were reconstructed to avert…”

The word he intended to use was “excess” and not “access“, a mistake which kind of undercuts his verbose use of words such as “coterminous” and “dispensations” (“conditions”, surely?).

I quit reading the piece after that, because I couldn’t trust that the writer (and the editor) understood the topic.

I quote, and not for the first time, the late Roger Moore’s excellent statement:

“The point of language is to communicate your thoughts in the shortest possible time and in the clearest possible way.”

This writer fails on both counts, repeatedly.  No wonder A.I. is taking over.

 

Made To Taste

From Longtime Reader and Friend Mark S. comes this episode from the Bearded Ones about making biltong, and it’s good.  (Warning:  contains a Seffrican.)

It is almost exactly the way I make it, except that I don’t have a fancy drying room.  And the overnight “cook” in the brine (prior to the drying thereof) I do in a sealed Baggie overnight, turning it over halfway through, as does the Seffrican guy in the video.

Also, if you cannot regulate the drying temperature (as most can’t — I dry my biltong in our garage, for instance), then you can’t really dry it for six days, because then it’ll come out like driftwood.  I go for three days — tops — and New Wife’s piece sometimes only two-and-a-half days.

Note however that our Seffrican star of the show doesn’t actually give any secrets away in terms of the quantities of the spices in the mix that he uses (other than the Bearded Butcher spice, that is), which is kinda cheating y’all out of the refinement of the process.  Dosage, as Doc Russia always says, matters.

Just as a reminder, then, let me list the quantities I use, per 1lb of raw beef:

  • 8 tbsp red wine vinegar OR brown apple cider vinegar
  • 2 tbsp coarse (kosher) salt
  • 2 tsp coarse ground black pepper
  • 3 tbsp whole coriander seeds, roasted dry then finely ground

…and the process is described here.

Of late I’ve been adding about a teaspoonful of Lawry’s Seasoning Salt to the mix — in case you don’t want to go through the hassle of ordering seasoning from Bearded Butchers and just want to grab it at the supermarket.  New Wife, who is more a connoisseur of biltong than even I am, pronounces the new mix “delicious”, so be my guest.  (Oh, and she likes the fatty, moist biltong, whereas I prefer the leaner, drier variety.)

Also, don’t forget to try Reader Sean’s Biltong Recipe, which is excellent.

Finally, let me issue a word of warning about this lovely stuff, as always:  it is highly addictive, so don’t come crying to me when your butcher’s bill escalates.

It’s bad enough that I’m blamed for causing UGPI (Uncontrollable Gun Purchase Impulse) without having a biltong addiction tossed, so to speak, into the mix.

Classic Beauty: Lillian Bond

Born in London, but after a teenage stage career she moved to the U.S., where her Brit accent had no impact on her career because the movies were all silent.  Then, when the talkies became all the thing, Lillian Bond‘s accent had, sadly, been submerged into Murkin.

None of that’s important, of course, because that’s not why we’re here.  This is.

And for me, this (of course):

I think she was absolutely stunning.

That Ammo Thing – Part 3

It has always pained me to sell a gun.  There are a couple of exceptions to this, of course:  when you can’t shoot the thing for toffee, when it beats your hand or shoulder up too much, when its ammo is too costly, and so on.

Then there’s the most common reason to sell a gun:  financial necessity.  But if that necessity forces one into selling a gun, then all sorts of reasons come into play when deciding which gun or guns to sell.

The first reason is sentiment.  There are guns that I love to shoot, love to own, and I shouldn’t have to explain this to anyone here.  Everyone has possessions that they continue to keep, beyond all reason — overflowing basements, attics and storage facilities all bear witness to this phenomenon — and guns are no different.  As an example, let me take the gun which I probably love the most, my Springfield 1911:  I keep it despite its ammo being expensive (relative to other calibers), despite the fact that it beats my hand up every time I fire off more than a box of ammo, and despite the fact that every time I holster the damn thing, I have to tighten my belt up by a notch (and sometimes two) because the damn thing is so heavy.  But all those are burdens which I bear gladly, because at the end of the day, my 1911 satisfies me in so many ways:  it works as well or better than any gun ever made, its cartridge works as well or better than any cartridge ever made, it’s a simple and old-fashioned answer to an eternal question, and whenever I walk outside without it I feel vulnerable.  (I know, my .357 Mag revolver is a decent substitute — for all the same reasons — but I’m not Jerry Miculek, so I’ll always be able to shoot the 1911 faster than any revolver.)

My 1911 is unquestionably the last gun — of any kind or chambering — that I would get rid of, and I cannot think of any reason other than death that would make me do so.  I have two 1911s, of course, because as any fule kno, two is one and one is none:  even John Moses Browning’s masterpiece has been known to fail, after all.  And yes [sigh], if I’m going to be away from home for a long time (road trip, etc.), I carry both. one on each hip, if for no other reason than balance.

All that is the long way round to explaining why I have more .45 ACP ammo in Ye Olde Ammoe Locquere than any other caliber except .22 LR.  I have .45 ammo that I can’t shoot anymore because the 230gr. FMJ absolutely destroys my wrist after about a box or so, but I still have hundreds of rounds thereof because if push came to shove, I’d shoot it despite the pain because then I’d be in extremis.  I have more .45 ACP ammo on hand than I could reasonably be able to shoot for the rest of my life — a statement all the more sadly true the older I get.

Which leads me to the next question:  which guns am I unlikely to need as I reach my appointment date with my old companion, the Grim Reaper?  That question has proved surprisingly easy to answer, which is why so many of my rifles recently went on the block.  I’m never going to go hunting again;  that itch has been well and truly scratched because I’ve killed enough game to satisfy just about anyone, and I find myself increasingly reluctant to shoot birds — so my Bucket List item to go shooting high birds with Mr. Free Market at some titled toff’s estate is probably going to remain unchecked.  So all my hunting rifles have gone bye-bye, along with a very satisfactory quantity of ammo to feed them.

Which leaves the AK-47.  I keep this for completely different reasons than I keep the 1911:  it is the ultimate SHTF gun, the gun which, as the man said, you’d want when civilization has crumbled, the jungle and its bunnies have taken over, and you need more firepower (and reach) than your handgun provides.  As with the .45 ACP, I have way more 7.62x39mm ammo than I’m ever likely to shoot in my lifetime, but that’s just a factor of my shortage fear:  over the years, every time some gun-control advocate has spewed his vile agenda, I’ve bought another few boxes or so of “39”, which is why the locker still can’t be carried except by crane or forklift.  It’s the reason behind National Ammo Day, and that reason remains as valid today as it was back then.

And that’s pretty much it.  My bedside gun, the S&W Mod 65, requires little restocking because back during the Dubya decade I found an unbeatable deal on Winchester 110gr, and I bought about ummm four large ammo cans’ worth for practice.  (At today’s prices — eeek! — that sounds indulgent, but that’s not what I paid for it then, so it still serves as practice ammo when I feel the need to shoot .357 Mag, which isn’t very often.)  I have a modest supply (about a thousand rounds) of .38 Special ammo which serves as both practice ammo for the Mod 65 and my backup Mod 637, along with some good Hornady hollowpoint self-defense ammo for the latter.  I hardly ever practice — maybe every other month or so — with both revolvers because they are, in the end, guns intended to be used at halitosis range so accuracy isn’t really at a premium.  Those couple-thousand .357 and .38 rounds are more than I’ll ever need.

And that’s it, more or less.

Alert Readers will note that in all the above, I’ve made no mention of plinking and its concomitant ammo, .22 LR.  This is because (repeat after me):  .22 firearms are not guns, but household appliances and tools like a frying-pan or a vacuum cleaner;  every home should have at least one of them, and .22 ammo is therefore a household commodity like sugar, salt or coffee.

With rimfire ammo, then, there are no limits.  In my case, I have jillions of rounds thereof because I love shooting it, I shoot it often, and it’s excellent practice as well as fun.

For those Readers who are at my stage of life and at my stage of shooting preference, feel free to use the above as a guide, if you wish.  For younger Readers who still have the hunting urge and so on, feel free to set your own limits when it comes to both the variety of guns and the ammo required.  In my own case, I used to have at least 500 rounds for each of my other guns, and a little less for each of the mil-surps which I used to collect back then (and which I seldom fired in any event).

In the end, it’s your self-defense, your survival and the guns which must guarantee both.  For those, you need not five or six months’ supply, but as much as you would need for a lifetime of shooting, shortages be damned.  You yourself must decide what works for you, so plan accordingly.

Finally, some here might think that I’m preaching to the choir on this topic, and I hope I am.  In that case, you can use it as confirmation that you’ve done the right thing;  if not, you can use it as a guide to your goal stock amount.

They’ll Be Firing Them For Rape, Next

Some Brit politician has been canned for speaking his mind.

Andrew Gwynne is under investigation by the parliamentary authorities after he wrote in the group that he hoped a 72-year-old pensioner would soon be dead.

Who hasn’t wished that some old fart would croak soon?  Hell, I’m at that age myself, and I’ve thought that same thing many, many times about someone in my peer group.

Sadly, our Andrew didn’t actually speak, per se, but sent it to a friend on WhatsApp, so of course it was leaked.

Personally, I think it’s one of the funniest exchanges I’ve seen all month:

I don’t know who “Dave” is, but that’s fucking hilarious right there.

Even funnier:

Gwynne also joked about a local cycling campaigner being “mown down”, suggested that a local vicar be “burned on a bonfire” and made derogatory comments about Angela Rayner and Diane Abbott.

Were he not one of Satan’s minions (i.e. a Labour Party MP) I’d vote for him, just for telling the truth.  I mean, who doesn’t get the giggles at the thought of a mown-down cyclist?  Or a vicar on a bonfire?
#InquisitionPayBack

And not even the pecksniffy Britcops could find fault with his statements — no doubt because they were crying with helpless laughter and couldn’t finish reading them, like I was.

Of course, he’s in deep doo-doo with the Party apparatchiks, but who cares about that?

My hero:

…coming soon to a meme near you.


By the way:  the title of this post is a riff on something written in George MacDonald Fraser’s Flashman.  No slight was ever intended towards rape victims, nor indeed towards rapists either.

Actually, Gwynne could easily be fired for rape, because he’s not a Muslim.
#TwoTierJustice