And you’re going to need that slug of gin to survive this roundup.
…ah yes, the “experts” at the International Monetary Fund, with their stellar track record of global financial predictions and management. [/snark]
In 
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...and about damn time, too.
More Political Stuff:
...it’s Illinois, so he’ll just be replaced some other terrorsymp Commie asshole. And the only “torch” I’d like to pass is the one I’d use to light his execution bonfire.
And still on the topic of Commies:
...and to think she was once my “representative” back when I lived in Chicago. I used to write to her often, but she always ignored me — possibly because my salutation was “Dear Commie Bitch”.
...let’s embrace the healing power of “and”, shall we?
From the Police Blotter:
…well, so much for her Secret Service protection detail. Also:
In International News:
...just another day in Merrie Olde England. As is this one:
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...crappy car, nobody cares.
In Sad Business News:
...no matter how famous the backer: if the product is shit, nobody’s going to buy it.
Finally:
...I’m sorry, but “Whoopi Goldberg” and “going down” should never appear in the same headline.
#VomitAlert
And speaking of vomiting:
...I was unaware that lesbian porno movies required the services of a fluffer, but there ya go.
And in today’s 
And in our weekly stroll down 
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Liz Hurley Is Now Bonking Billy Ray Cyrus
...well, after Shane Warne, nothing can be too disgusting, I guess.
And if he thought his heart was all achy-breaky, wait till he sees what she can do to his nether appendage.
