Category: Funny Stuff

Train Smash Women — 2022 Update

Train Smash Women

It’s all bad news, I’m afraid.   First, Lindsay Lohan:

Lindsay Lohan reacted to the news that her return to acting in her new film “Falling for Christmas” hit number one on Netflix, as she thanked fans for all their support over the years.

Wait… you mean no more Train Smash pics are coming?

… etc?

Must admit, though:  the girl has cleaned up quite nicely:

But there’s still a lot of Teh Crazy lurking in those eyes, so all may not be lost yet.

The really bad news concerns my #1 Train Smash Woman, Lisa Appleton, who has gone from this:

 

…to this:

Lisa, 54, is set to co-host a new crime series called Hollywood Files, which will air on streaming service ROKU.

The star will present the documentary show with Bryn Curt James Hammond, who is an author and former magazine editor.

An actual job, instead of just giving the paparazzi work?

Say it ain’t so.

In other news, though, the newly-married Britney Spears continues to impress:

So all is not yet lost.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

What day is it?  Oh yeah…

As we go back to more SFW jokes:

And for Thanksgiving:

And one more time for one of my all-time favorites:

And because I’ve been watching gloomy Scandi-detective shows recently, here’s Pihla Viitala from Deadwind:

 

Just the right mixture of classy and slutty.  YMMV.

Intolerable

Funny Stuff, Gratuitous Chick Pics

So there I was, all ready to defy that stupid restraining order (I mean, it’s been over ten years, come on) to go and see Nigella Lawson live in Dallas, when this happened:

Nigella Lawson shared an apology video to social media on Thursday after she was forced to cancel her scheduled live show, An Evening With Nigella Lawson, in Dallas.

The television chef and writer, 62, suffered airport woes as her flight to the U.S state was cancelled last minute, leaving her at the airport for five hours.

Personally, I blame the bloody airline involved (probably American, to judge from their “Fuck you so what?” response).

And to think that I was THISclose to being THISclose to Nigella…

I need Breakfast Gin II.

Another Stupid Survey

Lists

You can go ahead and read the silly thing, which as always is crammed full of utter nonsense… but this is more honest:

Kim’s 10 Best Reasons For Having Sex

  1. money
  2. fulfilling a longtime fantasy
  3. the kids are at Nana’s house
  4. you have a sneaking suspicion that you might be making a mistake
  5. you’re out of town on business
  6. you mistakenly popped a Viagra instead of your vitamin tablet
  7. the game’s been called off because of rain
  8. you’re both drunk and she’s keen
  9. the hotel’s Housekeeping will have to clean up the mess
  10. family reunions don’t happen every day, you know.

…and by the way, it’s even better if you can combine any of the above into one really good reason.

Feel free to add your suggestions in Comments…