Still, it could be worse…
…I mean, drink the beer, feed the dog, stab the woman — sheesh.
And our motivational message for the week:
She’s not that self-assured: she’s wearing a bra. I don’t know what that means. My head hurts. It’s Monday.
Category: Funny Stuff
Just What We Needed
Apparently, Massachusetts is going to allow topless sunbathing om Nantucket Island.
This would occasion no more than a yawn from me, ordinarily, but allow me to point out the kind of people who live on Nantucket (and other islands off the MA coast):
Not that we need any more reasons to never visit Massachusetts, mind you.
(And before anyone gets after me, let me tell you that I’ve been to Nantucket, Block and Martha’s Vineyard in summer — and if anything, the above pics are quite flattering.)
Monday Funnies
Ah yes, Mondays; when you need to get to work, but there are just a few things you have to fix first…
So to help the process along, here are a few things that might make you feel better… or not.
Mystery solved:
And there you have it.
Oh, I almost forgot:
I was going to say something witty in conclusion, but BOOBS.
Perfect Gift
Seeing as we’re getting all Christmassy and stuff, here’s a great gift idea:
Priceless.
And after looking at some of the pics, I’m thinking of joining in the fun. Nothing outrageous, of course; just something a bit different, like this.
I’ll let y’all know how it works out.
Monday Funnies
“What’s worse than a Monday?” you ask.
A Monday after a long weekend!
Still we persevere, with the help of a little SFW humor:
And on that melancholy note, here’s Barbara Leigh:
Now get stuck into that week like it’s her.
Nazzo Fast, Guida
Then we have this lunacy:
The goal is to “reimagine” the traditional family beyond fatherhood and motherhood with such roles being replaced, in a “more universal sense,” where children are not “property” of their parents, but “raised by society as a whole.”
“I suppose that I’m called to the challenge of thinking about these really difficult questions of how those intimate spheres are affected by capitalism and how they are political.
“The left needs to get a little bit braver also at challenging the rhetoric of motherhood. Because a lot of the people who do mothering, I call them mother-ers to just ram home the point, that we can mother one another after the abolition of the family, this is what will hopefully be lifted up.
“To abolish the family is not to destroy relationships of care and nurturance, but on the contrary, to expand and proliferate them. Reflecting on the conditions of possibility for such universally xenofamilial — that is to say, comradely — kin relations … argues for utopia(nism) in feminist kinship studies.”
Nurturance? Xenofamilial? Seriously?
The author of this Marxist lunacy is named Sophie Lewis:
Really?
Nah, I’m kidding — that’s another Sophie Lewis altogether. This is the expert on “feminist, trans and queer politics and philosophy”, who looks exactly as you’d suspect she would:
There’s never a ducking-stool at hand when you need one, is there?
I don’t know what Sophie #1’s opinion on child-rearing is, but I’ll take hers ahead of the Marxist’s, sight unseen.