And our diary entry:
So on we go…
And our ongoing study of Single Moms In Bikinis features these examples:
Now get out of here and father some more children, or something.
Category: Funny Stuff
Mommy Of The Year
Sent to me by Reader Mike L., this lovely example of responsible parenting:
Mom arrested for giving Jell-O shots to kids at elementary school Christmas party
Much as I would have laughed myself sick at watching a roomful of rug rats falling all over the place and getting into fistfights over who gets the last piece of cake, this is just plain irresponsible. I mean, what made her think that this would be a good idea?
Giving your own kids booze: just idiotic. Giving other people’s kids booze: slapworthy (by the parents of each kid, consecutively).
My biggest problem, though, is what actual punishment should be meted out to Mommie Dearest.
Suggestions in Comments.
And Over He Goes
…to the Dark Side.
The post is funny, the comments (and Kenny’s responses) funnier still. I just never thought I’d see the day.
Oh well, the world continues to turn, even though the sun shines just a little bit dimmer.
Monday Funnies
And speaking of getting angry:
And on we go with the usual, but I must warn y’all that I’m in an especially-foul mood today:
…so true.
And seeing as we ended up here, some stuff from WELL below the belt:
They’ll Be Firing Them For Rape, Next
Some Brit politician has been canned for speaking his mind.
Andrew Gwynne is under investigation by the parliamentary authorities after he wrote in the group that he hoped a 72-year-old pensioner would soon be dead.
Who hasn’t wished that some old fart would croak soon? Hell, I’m at that age myself, and I’ve thought that same thing many, many times about someone in my peer group.
Sadly, our Andrew didn’t actually speak, per se, but sent it to a friend on WhatsApp, so of course it was leaked.
Personally, I think it’s one of the funniest exchanges I’ve seen all month:
I don’t know who “Dave” is, but that’s fucking hilarious right there.
Even funnier:
Gwynne also joked about a local cycling campaigner being “mown down”, suggested that a local vicar be “burned on a bonfire” and made derogatory comments about Angela Rayner and Diane Abbott.
Were he not one of Satan’s minions (i.e. a Labour Party MP) I’d vote for him, just for telling the truth. I mean, who doesn’t get the giggles at the thought of a mown-down cyclist? Or a vicar on a bonfire?
#InquisitionPayBack
And not even the pecksniffy Britcops could find fault with his statements — no doubt because they were crying with helpless laughter and couldn’t finish reading them, like I was.
Of course, he’s in deep doo-doo with the Party apparatchiks, but who cares about that?
My hero:
…coming soon to a meme near you.
By the way: the title of this post is a riff on something written in George MacDonald Fraser’s Flashman. No slight was ever intended towards rape victims, nor indeed towards rapists either.
Actually, Gwynne could easily be fired for rape, because he’s not a Muslim.
#TwoTierJustice
Martin Niemöller, Call Your Office
Via Sarah at Insty’s place, I followed this link and immediately burst into helpless laughter.
“First they came for Mahmoud Khalil, and I said nothing because I thought it was a damn good idea.”
…and it gets better and better as it goes on. If you missed the “Faux Anguish” link, then go there now, and enjoy. Best thing I’ve read in ages.