Category: Gratuitous Chick Pics

Toothsome Threesome

Gratuitous Chick Pics

There was some inconsequential awards show [redundancy alert]  over the past weekend somewhere, which should be of little interest to anyone, except that there were some decent attendees.  Here are three such (Demi Moore, Salma Hayek and Eva Longoria):

“What about close-ups, Kim?”

Oh, why not:

That’s what I would call a proper smorgasbord of fun, right there.

The rest of the attendees were the usual boring crowd, inter alia  Oprah, Meryl Streep, some of the Kardashian coven, etc. so we won’t bother with them.

Yeah, Whatever

Gratuitous Chick Pics, Sports, Train Smash Women

Here’s a big nothingburger for you:

The Jockey Club have taken the dramatic decision to cut the Randox Grand National field size by 15 per cent to safeguard the Aintree spectacular’s future.

Next April, the world’s most famous race will see a maximum of 34 runners go to post instead of 40. The Jockey Club, who run Aintree, believe it is imperative to make the move now and say they have taken the decision in the interest of the health and safety of all human and equine participants.

News flash: nobody cares.  The only reason most people (including me and my Readers) show any interest in Aintree at all is this:

 

Yep;  Train Smash Women, in all their magnificent failures.  The races?  Only for the owners and jockeys.

In Praise Of The Unknown Actress – Tami Erin

Classic Beauty, Gratuitous Chick Pics

I never saw the U.S. version of Pippi Longstocking in the late 1980s, so I missed Tami Erin in the role:

Of course, she was a teeny back then, but she did grow up, oh yes she did:

…and more mature:

Now, like so many of them, young Tami seems to have lost her acting career (because age, whatever) and gone over to The Dark Side OnlyFans — no I don’t have access — and this seems to be the kind of thing she does now:

It’s a long way from Pippi, but there it is.

When The Girls Come Out To Play

Gratuitous Chick Pics

Earlier this week there was some silly awards thing (which nobody cares about) called the “Pride Of Britain”, which as far as I can see is just an excuse for showbiz houris  to show off their boobs.  You’ll recognize some but not others, but I simply couldn’t be bothered with names because, as I said above, nobody cares.  Here’s a sample:

 

 

 

 

 

You have to know things are bad when Carol Vorderman (#1) is the most restrained of the lot.

Retrospective

Classic Beauty, Gratuitous Chick Pics

Sometime ago, a commenter asked:  “What happened to Nigella Lawson?  You used to be so sweet on her”  (or words of that nature).

Simple answer:  she lost a whole bunch of weight, and along with that, Nigella got all gaunt ‘n stuff.  (It’s all okay to lose weight;  but sometimes, something essential is lost along the way.)

I thought I’d illustrate the point with (what else?) a couple of pics.  Here’s Our Girl in years gone by:

And magnificently tousled:

Then she started to lose weight:

And had she stopped there, I think we can all agree that this would have been fine.  But she didn’t:

I mean the basics are still there, but…

And a couple more reminders of days gone by:

See what I mean?

I know;  she’s got older, too — but the gaunt, “skinnier” Nigella just doesn’t do it for me anymore.  And that’s a Sad Thing.