Category: Bad News

Let’s start this thing off properly:

...two words:  THOUGHT EXPERIMENT.  So… apocalyptic nonsense.

But back in the real world:

...can’t wait to see the viewership numbers.
#CharlieSmiles

From the Dept. Of Health:

...get ‘er done.
#BlindinglyObvious

From the :

...not sure I agree with this one, unless these 200 kids are accompanied by a dozen or so Apache choppers (just to keep the fucking Arabs honest).  Then again:

...wonder why that is?
#NoMoreDEI #Warfighting

Some

...equipped with helipads?  No?  Pppppbbbbbtttt.

...amazing how the threat of using the National Guard spurs these IllyNazis to do their actual job.
#IllinoisStateCopsAreAssholes #AskMeHowIKnowThis

...quite the little over-achiever, ain’t he?  Let’s hope that Texas acts appropriately.

From the Dept. Of Government Shutdowns:

…

In Legal News:

...this has nothing to do with their having broken actual laws (unlike Trump).
#YouStartedTheLawfare #EnjoyTheRebound

In International News:

...you wanted it, you got it.  Enjoy the consequences.  But then, to show how it’s done:

…ipse dixit.

...I’m not against the principle, but I am interested to see how they plan to implement it.

...ahhh Giorgia Meloni...

...coming soon to a California near you.

In !Science! News:

...because we enjoy the way it makes us feel?  See, and I didn’t even need a grant to tell you that.

And speaking of

 

 

And from the houses on :

...and MILFy she most certainly is:

 

And you’re gonna need a couple, after reading this lot.

Taylor Swift says it’s ‘shockingly offensive’ to claim this is her last album
...what’s really offensive is the thought that we’re going to have to endure still more of her assembly-line “music” for the next who-knows-how-long.

Next, some Backlash News:

...should have been fired for academic fraud long ago, but I’ll take what I can get.

...at least she wasn’t bonking a 14-year-old.  One hopes.

And in

 




...keep on truckin’, boys:  i.e. throw ’em out by the truckload.  Or something.

In International News:

...sounds about right.  And speaking of Jew-killers:

...like anyone cares.

From the Darwin Report:

...let’s just hope that her kids’ father(s) might have passed on a bigger helping of brains to them.

From Teh Meejah:

PIERS MORGAN: JK Rowling once called me an amoral celebrity toady
...truth hurts, dunnit?

And now it’s that time: 

...when a porno movie does halftime… oh wait, that’s BROWN Bunny.  My bad.
Oh, and Mr. Bunny:  I’m not going to learn Spanish just to try to understand your poxy lyrics.

And in our journey along :

...yes, I’m afraid it’s that time again.  Sorry.

After that, the news is kinda lame.

Also out of the window, some Backlash News:

...it’s just a good thing that in the grand scheme of things, none of them matter.

...of course, ICE could always respond to the danger by shooting the little shits when they get violent.  And speaking of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...okay, so we throw them in jail for thirty years, then strip them of their citizenship and then send them back to Assholistan.  Anyone got a problem with this?  Nobody?  Well all righty, then.

Some .DotMil News:

...you mean he’s still alive?
#HangHimTomorrow

...long overdue, too.

And in Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:

...I think “failing to meet expectations” describes pretty much all these bullshit Green ideas.

Now for some Perv News:

...errr who he again?
#SorosFundManager

Speaking of perverts, here’s the Dept. of Education:

...and here I thought it was the pupils who gave teachers gifts (e.g. apples).  Must be a new thing.

...because said murderer started off as a “teacher”.  Fucking Commies.

And now for some 

   

  

And as we peer over the hedges that line the houses in :

...ooooohhh yes.

...and a few others of the non-lagoon type:

Clearly run by Lefties, of course, because chicken is beef if that’s how it identifies itself.

But never mind that…

...well, everybody in W. Yurp, anyway:

…all the fault of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©, of course.

From the pages of Backlash News:

...but no floggings?  WTF

In the War Against Terror:

...and about fucking time, too.

In :

...as the perv said to Jack the Ripper:  keep on cutting.

In

...keep on truckin’, guys.  Gooder and harder.

In International Crime News:

...see, and I always thought that recreational racism was White kids challenging some homies to a water polo match.

From the Dept. of Education:

...once again, “alleged” despite the evidence of texts and hotel bills.

...ah yes, the old “porn for pets” excuse.

And on with some awful 

      

And on our journey down :

...oh yeah, baby:

And in other colors:

Compared to Our Nadiya, the news is total shit.