News Roundup

Might need to have a toke or two after reading this news roundup…

From the Disaster Known As Government:


...one wonders, just out of curiosity of course, how the Blackhawk’s pilot would have responded if he’d started to take fire from the ground Just idly wondering, of course.


...and just when you thought Catch-22 was out of date.

From the Education Department:


...keyword:  Australia.


...now that’s overachieving, even for #Wisconsin And… 11?


...no.  Now onto our next item:


...she’s lying.  I bet she doesn’t even know what Gen her alleged Glock is, never mind how to load it.

In Furrin News:


...maybe because they’re four times as likely to be criminals?


...bravissima, Signora Meloni.


...keyword:  Mexico.

And now for some Truly Stupid News:


...oh FFS;  next thing:  Laundry SWAT?  Oh wait;  first:  Banter Police.
#BritainIsDoomed


...young Romeo needs hanging.


...doesn’t matter;  their fries have been shit ever since they stopped frying them in beef tallow anyway.

And in ever-link-free 

   

...fucking Disney has a lot to answer for.

And a quick visit to reveals:


...ahhh Alica Schmidt;  the best thing to come out of Germany since the Mercedes Gullwing.

And that’s all the nudes news worth uncovering.

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Diving straight into the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© Doom ‘n Gloom:


…and:


...Clymate Catty-clyzzim:  is there anything it can’t do?

Some better news:


...as they say:  sounds reasonable.


...in Dallas?  I think that’s known as “armed intruder roulette”.  Clearly, the victim wasn’t one of those “post-Biden-replacement” gun buyers.


...the poor wee man, having to make such sacrifices.  And as I’ve said before:  the smart ones had already unloaded their overpriced bolt-holes before Labour came back into power.


...and 15-1 the cause of death was something serious.


[assuming Inspector Renault’s shocked — shocked! expression]


...I’m not quite sure what makes Swansea different from every other smallish Brit city, but there ya go.  Unless keyword:  Wales.

In the Department of Education:


...all together now:  “The eyes of Texas are upon you…”


...well, well, well:  and it wasn’t a member of the Royal Family, Andy not having been born yet.

And in International Jew-Hate News:


...for my Furrin Readers, that would be the MINNESOTA Vikings.
#NotSurprising #LeftistCunts

In related news:


...my Hebrew isn’t what it used to be, but a rough translation might be:  “Slaughter all terrorist assholes”.  we need the Izzies to open up an American branch office, because:


...just part of the Great Cleansing Process to come.

Now onto those things we call 

     

...now that’s our Amanda. ...don’t tease us, Chris.

Finally, in our journey down :


...if you’re into that whole Anorexic Spice thing, that is:

And that’s all the skinny for now.

Piling On The Misery

Continuing the saga of electric vehicles (EVs), we learn about the fire risk.  An excerpt from the catalogue of catastrophes:

It is now, or should be, common knowledge that electric vehicles—cars, trucks, buses, bikes, scooters—under conditions of even low humidity or water damage, are prone to catching fire, owing to the unstable nature of the lithium-ion battery. As Chris Morrison writes at The Daily Skeptic, EVs are known to explode “with the force of a bomb blasting super-heated jets of flame, melting and decomposing nearby structural materials including metal and concrete, and sending vast amounts of toxic fumes into any enclosed atmosphere.”

Jammed into underground parking garages or packed in ferries, EVs are harbingers of almost unimaginable disaster—ecological and safety menaces to which the Net Zero fanatics among our political leadership are comatosely indifferent.

  “Willfully indifferent” is the more appropriate term, because as with all faith-based belief systems, danger is set aside as an acceptable risk provided that the goal thereof (in this case, Net Zero) is laudable.

My solution, which is that every time one of these EV things catches fire spontaneously we should toss a Greenie into the flames, would no doubt strike some as excessive.  Nevertheless, even the threat of such an action should shut these assholes up.

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Let’s splash out on some primo news bits:


...my guess is that he’s a 2nd Lieutenant, because only a 2nd Looey can have so slight a grasp of strategy.


...for once, I got nothing.

In Business News:


...they don’t make the tax rules, they just play by them.


...let’s hope he tries this in Europe, because it’s not gonna work in Asia.
#GenZWorkforce #Unions ...then again:


...but:


...what was that I said about unions?


...and:

...and also:


...only 3-4 months?  Talk about optimism.


...how would he be any different from every other NYfC mayor since Giuliani?


...I dunno, but if the Brits had used their radar in WWII in the same way that the Fibbies use theirs today, everyone Over There would now be speaking German.



#CanadaHasCulture #WhoKnew


...see, I’m so old that to me a “brat summer” has always involved this key ingredient:

And as we dive into the murky waters of 

 

 


...boy, denim sure has changed since my teen years.
#DailyMailEditors #FailAsUsual

 

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…which is probably the best word to describe this first news item:


...”how am I going to replace half my staffers now?”


...I would have thought the CIA would be too busy planning to do that back here after November.


...keyword:  Irish.

From the Hearts Of Stone Department:


...okay, quit that unseemly giggling.


...”that’s a strange noise.”

In news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...like everywhere else.


...”wait, you mean we can no longer just get rid of our problem by shipping them over to you?”


From the Department of Education:


...but but but that’s just Show & Tell in Sex Ed.  Also, keyword:  Florida.

And in Medical News:


...principal among them:  pics of Lizzo, Hillary Clinton or Gemma Collins.


...you mean that salad tongs aren’t approved?


...when demand exceeds supply.


...all of which can be summed up with:

From the trenches of the Sex Wars:


...repeat after me:  “Sex, sandwiches and silence.”  And if we can have only one, then:  silence.

Now for unbridled but unlinked 

hate to say it, Tarty, but yer just not that important, compared to Hillary Clinton.


...well, we haven’t seen Phil’s little girl for a while, so why not?

And that’s all the news fit to (un-)cover.

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And speaking of getting shafted:


...if you can’t stop him by letting him be assassinated, stop him by fixing the vote.

In Industrial Labor News:


...bad news: production is going to dry up; good news: it’s production of the 737 Max.


…wait;  I thought that everyone wanted these Duracell cars.

Time for some news of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...where are they getting the money to pay the lawyers?  I think we should be told.


...it’s almost to the point where this is no longer news.

In Global Economic News:


...are we absolutely SURE this guy wasn’t born somewhere in the U.S.?


...LOL just wait till they see their ROI.
#AfricaWinsAgain

From the Department of Education:


...keyword:  Missouri.  Again.  It must be something in the water, there in the Show-Me state.


...keyword:  California.  Of COURSE it was going to be on film.

Still talking about sex:


...this study endorsed by wankers the world over.


...newsflash:  famous rock musicians are renowned for their monogamous behavior.


...I can actually see her point.
#Talaighlagh

And in mercifully-link-free 

   

And sauntering down :


...of course, the old girl needs those tight clothes to keep the Jello-bits from wobbling around.

And still on the same old bint:


...wait, what?  Let’s see the correction:


...okay, that’s a little better.

And on that bit of Fake News, we end this roundup.