Category: Bad News

And speaking of crossing water:

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On to Silly News:

...okay, I got nothing.

More silly news:

...as long as we can also cancel Juneteenth, St. Patrick’s Day, Cinco de Mayo and MLK Day, I’m okay with this.

Some Election News:

...after the first three words, you just know that what follows will be absolute bullshit.  And it is.  Ditto this opening phrase:

...man, it must really suck to be a vegan environmentalist right now.

And from the Dept. of Health:

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And not to be outdone:

...keyword:  Canada.  Let’s hear it for the planet of Euthanasia!

Some Lawn Order:

...nice to see that the Britcops have solved all other crimes Over There, so they can devote time and man/womanpower to tackle this pressing social problem.

...more proof that the Britcops have so little crime to investigate that their cops become crack addicts out of sheer boredom.  And he’s not even French.

Over Here:

...am I the only one who thinks it’s a pity they stopped it?

Musicians Behaving Badly:

...P Diddy:  the early years.

From the Dept. of Education:

...one would have thought that at that age, just the sight of her mimsy would have been sufficient;  but evidently not.

And in thankfully link-free 

   

...four words:  single mom, eleven kids.

And in keeping with today’s sponsor, some Good News:

...remember her?  Here’s a reminder:

Now that we know who she is, here’s more of her:

 

Finally:

And that’s the bottom of the news.

Might need to have a toke or two after reading this news roundup…

From the Disaster Known As Government:

...one wonders, just out of curiosity of course, how the Blackhawk’s pilot would have responded if he’d started to take fire from the ground.  Just idly wondering, of course.

...and just when you thought Catch-22 was out of date.

From the Education Department:

...keyword:  Australia.

...now that’s overachieving, even for #Wisconsin.  And… 11?

...no.  Now onto our next item:

...she’s lying.  I bet she doesn’t even know what Gen her alleged Glock is, never mind how to load it.

In Furrin News:

...maybe because they’re four times as likely to be criminals?

...bravissima, Signora Meloni.

...keyword:  Mexico.

And now for some Truly Stupid News:

...oh FFS;  next thing:  Laundry SWAT?  Oh wait;  first:  Banter Police.
#BritainIsDoomed

...young Romeo needs hanging.

...doesn’t matter;  their fries have been shit ever since they stopped frying them in beef tallow anyway.

And in ever-link-free 

   

...fucking Disney has a lot to answer for.

And a quick visit to reveals:

...ahhh Alica Schmidt;  the best thing to come out of Germany since the Mercedes Gullwing.

And that’s all the nudes news worth uncovering.

Diving straight into the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© Doom ‘n Gloom:

…and:

...Clymate Catty-clyzzim:  is there anything it can’t do?

Some better news:

...as they say:  sounds reasonable.

...in Dallas?  I think that’s known as “armed intruder roulette”.  Clearly, the victim wasn’t one of those “post-Biden-replacement” gun buyers.

...the poor wee man, having to make such sacrifices.  And as I’ve said before:  the smart ones had already unloaded their overpriced bolt-holes before Labour came back into power.

...and 15-1 the cause of death was something serious.

…[assuming Inspector Renault’s shocked — shocked! expression]

...I’m not quite sure what makes Swansea different from every other smallish Brit city, but there ya go.  Unless keyword:  Wales.

In the Department of Education:

...all together now:  “The eyes of Texas are upon you…”

...well, well, well:  and it wasn’t a member of the Royal Family, Andy not having been born yet.

And in International Jew-Hate News:

...for my Furrin Readers, that would be the MINNESOTA Vikings.
#NotSurprising #LeftistCunts

In related news:

...my Hebrew isn’t what it used to be, but a rough translation might be:  “Slaughter all terrorist assholes”.  we need the Izzies to open up an American branch office, because:

...just part of the Great Cleansing Process to come.

Now onto those things we call 

     

...now that’s our Amanda. ...don’t tease us, Chris.

Finally, in our journey down :

...if you’re into that whole Anorexic Spice thing, that is:

And that’s all the skinny for now.

Let’s splash out on some primo news bits:

...my guess is that he’s a 2nd Lieutenant, because only a 2nd Looey can have so slight a grasp of strategy.

...for once, I got nothing.

In Business News:

...they don’t make the tax rules, they just play by them.

...let’s hope he tries this in Europe, because it’s not gonna work in Asia.
#GenZWorkforce #Unions ...then again:

...but:

...what was that I said about unions?

...and:

...and also:

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...only 3-4 months?  Talk about optimism.

...how would he be any different from every other NYfC mayor since Giuliani?

...I dunno, but if the Brits had used their radar in WWII in the same way that the Fibbies use theirs today, everyone Over There would now be speaking German.

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#CanadaHasCulture #WhoKnew

...see, I’m so old that to me a “brat summer” has always involved this key ingredient:

And as we dive into the murky waters of 

 

 

...boy, denim sure has changed since my teen years.
#DailyMailEditors #FailAsUsual

 

…which is probably the best word to describe this first news item:

...”how am I going to replace half my staffers now?”

...I would have thought the CIA would be too busy planning to do that back here after November.

...keyword:  Irish.

From the Hearts Of Stone Department:

...okay, quit that unseemly giggling.

...”that’s a strange noise.”

In news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...like everywhere else.

...”wait, you mean we can no longer just get rid of our problem by shipping them over to you?”

From the Department of Education:

...but but but that’s just Show & Tell in Sex Ed.  Also, keyword:  Florida.

And in Medical News:

...principal among them:  pics of Lizzo, Hillary Clinton or Gemma Collins.

...you mean that salad tongs aren’t approved?

...when demand exceeds supply.

...all of which can be summed up with:

From the trenches of the Sex Wars:

...repeat after me:  “Sex, sandwiches and silence.”  And if we can have only one, then:  silence.

Now for unbridled but unlinked 

…hate to say it, Tarty, but yer just not that important, compared to Hillary Clinton.

...well, we haven’t seen Phil’s little girl for a while, so why not?

And that’s all the news fit to (un-)cover.