For a while now — about five months — I’ve not been taking Ozempic because I cannot in all conscience afford the (rip-off) price of $250 a month for the rest of my life. As my old buddy Patterson puts it so succinctly: “Fuck that for a tale.”
And he’s right.
Anyway, I had my semi-annual physical yesterday, and got weighed with a certain degree of trepidation because there are all sorts of stories extant that say categorically that if you quit taking your weekly stomach-jab, the weight comes screaming back on. To recap (for those unfamiliar with my tale of woe): I weighed about 275 lbs. before I started taking Ozempic; several months later I was down to 230 lbs. (n.b. my Army weight after boot camp was 225 lbs.), and at my annual checkup last November I was back up slightly (still on Ozempic), to 235 lbs.
So I got weighed yesterday, fearing for the worst: 236 lbs.
When I told the doctor that I had quit taking Ozempic, therefore, he just shrugged and said, “No big deal. Your weight seems to have stabilized.”
Then he said that I was one of his healthiest patients, and for my 70 years of decrepitude, the healthiest he’d seen in years. Then (as usual), he told me to fuck off and stop wasting his time because he had sick people to look after.
The interesting thing that happened to me with Ozempic was that my appetite disappeared completely: three meals a day plus much snacking dwindled away to one meal a day, with maybe a snack every few days. And what’s still more interesting is that the smaller food intake has become habitual; I haven’t gone back to gorging myself on a daily basis. (The day before yesterday, for instance, I had a couple pieces of biltong at lunchtime followed by an egg and bacon sandwich for dinner — that’s one egg and two strips of bacon on a piece of French baguette.)
And if I feel really hungry during the day, the biltong (with maybe a piece of Jarlsberg cheese) takes care of it.
As to why I have my main meal in the evening: I seldom feel like food first thing in the morning at the best of times; I take my meds at night (because they work better that way) and it’s best if I take them on a full stomach than an empty one; and finally, I enjoy having dinner with New Wife because marriage.
Sorry about all that personal stuff, I know: “TMI shuddup Kim.” But the takeaway from all this is that for some people — for me, at any rate — taking Ozempic doesn’t have to be a life sentence as they warn it will be.
So fukkem all: the drug company who makes Ozempic (apparently from diamond dust and gold flakes), and the doomsayers and all the worrywarts who infest our lives.

I’m doing fine, thank you, and that’s all there is to say about it.
And now, if you’ll excuse me… I’m off to a happy place.




