Author: Kim du Toit

Classic Beauty: Sylvia Syms

Classic Beauty

Someone else said it best:

“I don’t think any actress in English-speaking cinema of this era had such a variety of love interests as Sylvia Syms. It helped that she was beautiful, of course… that she could act: it’s hard to think of a bad Sylvia Syms performance – sometimes she was miscast, but never bad. She always brought a level of intelligence to her roles along with a sense of fun. And she was highly adept playing “smouldering hot lava of emotion and sensuality under an outwardly straight-laced and sensible facade” that made her – and this is meant with nothing but the greatest respect to the recently departed – sexy as hell.”

So:

 

See what he meant?

Bye-Bye Frying Pan, Hello Gas Ring

Morons & Idiots

When I read this, I couldn’t stop laughing:

That’s not the funny part.  This is:

The director bought a home in the iconic San Remo co-op in New York City overlooking Central Park.

Yeah… from Beverly Hills to Manhattan — to escape taxes levied on rich people.

Hey Steve:  Say “hi” to Hizzoner Zoran Mamdani for me, willya?  You stupid putz.

Ambulances?

Anarchist thugs, Psychos

Probably coincidence, but….

Naked man steals ambulance in Wisconsin, leading police on wild chase

…and:

Suspect’s Plan to Torch ICE Facility with Gasoline-Soaked Ambulance Fails to Ignite

WTF?

Anyway, in the first case, the punishment should be a simple one:  whack his (exposed) pee-pee.

In the second case, the punishment should be equally simple:  whack his pee-pee with a machete.

Some may think this is too Krool & Hartless, no doubt.  I disagree.  Dousing the asshole with gasoline and setting him on fire — now that may be a little K&H, although it does agree with the “make the punishment fit the crime” dictum.