Science Proves Me Right

Back in my yoot, I often made a play for a woman, and when met with the near-inevitable rebuff, I used to tease them by saying, “You know, if you don’t use it, it’s going to grow closed!”

All that said with complete ignorance of female physiology.  However:

Let’s be blunt: can a lack of sex hasten ‘vaginal atrophy’ or ‘shrinkage’ post-menopause? Yes, as it can contribute to a faster decline in vaginal elasticity.

Thank you, Science Boys, for coming to my rescue.

Of course, I hasten to add that my mocking comment never ever resulted in a change of decision by the lady thus addressed.  In fact, on one memorable occasion, I got this response:  “Well, I’d rather it grow closed than have sex with you!”

Women can be so cruel…

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