...that’s because he’s fallen afoul of the dreaded Witchcraft Lobby.
...got news for you, buddy: it never does. I was in Dachau in 2005, and still haven’t forgotten it.
...works for me, and I suspect, works for just about everyone except the farmers who’ve been feeding at the ethanol subsidies trough.
...yeah, they said it would be “free energy” (and it isn’t), and they said it would cause energy costs to go down (and they haven’t). A pack of fucking lies from top to bottom.
Update:
Conservatives:
...lest anyone gets the wrong idea, here’s a reminder:
...ummm [insert something about the Supremacy Clause here]
...I think that when they answered the job ads, they didn’t quite understand the “job for life” offer.
...I just wonder how he managed to fit those two GIANT BRASS BALLS into that lil’ rowing boat.
...you know, if she wanted to get smacked around and punched in the face, she could have just married a rapper.
...and if they’d just stuck to the old inconvenient Sony Discman and a CD collection, they wouldn’t be having this problem now, would they?
From the Sweeney Files:
...I hope she makes more than a hundred jillion dollars out of all this exposure [sic], just because all the Usual Harpies On The Left™ hate her for being beautiful and conservative.