...I know the question on everybody’s lips: “Is the tree okay?”
...there was a time when the visual of Susan Sarandon in handcuffs might have been quite titillating [sic], but sadly, no more.
...just in time to be banned, of course.
...what is this “international ordure” everyone keeps talking about?
...wow, not even caused by a) Glueball Wormening or b) Donald Trump? How did that happen?
...the “Democrat” in the headline is totally redundant, but I guess this bill would end all those drive-by BB shootings in his neighborhood. Also: opthalmologists would be hardest hit.
...I’m guessing that the ChiComs make their own pagers. Anyway, Trump says it’s bullshit, so make your own decision about this.
...all together now:
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪The stars at night
are big and bright ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
[clap-clap-clap-clap]
…and y’all know the rest, of course.
From motorcycles to booze, US ban on $1 billion worth of Canadian imports goes into effect
...never cared for Canadian Club (and never heard of any of these brands), Molson’s is shit beer, don’t like the taste of maple syrup; so yeah, whatever.
Finally, from the Pussification Chronicles:
...bloody hell, it’s bad enough that men have to pay for those overpriced geegaws without having to make wifey happy by queuing to buy them as well.
#GheyBritMen
With regards to BB guns, this is already the case over here if the muzzle energy is sufficient (over 1 Joule).
> …I know the question on everybody’s lips: “Is the tree okay?”
The question that came to my lips was “Can we get that tree a medal? Make it a monument or some other protected status?”
RE: Motorcycle ban. The only “Motorcycles” that make the list are:
https://can-am.brp.com/on-road/us/en/models/3-wheel-vehicles/cruiser/spyder-f3.html
and
https://can-am.brp.com/on-road/us/en/models/3-wheel-vehicles/adventure/canyon.html
There’s another one https://can-am.brp.com/on-road/us/en/models/3-wheel-vehicles/recreational/ryker.html that’s made in Mexico right now, so it’s not subject to the ban.
This is in retaliation to the Canadians prohibiting Harley, Indian and Buell motorcycles (and a few other niche brands).
Frankly we’re doing each other a favor.
As I said to the husband and wife who drove a Vincent, If I ever got a motorcycle to drive, as he and his wife did, to church on Sundays, I think I’d like an early fifties Indian, which there were several very good models. I cannot say anything about the 21st century versions.