Choirboy of the usual demographic decides to earn himself some merch by burgling some stranger’s house…
…only to escape with some lead-caused “obvious trauma”, and ending up as impromptu lawn fertilizer.
LOL he probably thought (if indeed he did) that he’d get away with it in Austin, TX.
But they’re not all like that down there in the state capital. As our misguided yoof found out.
I must be missing something. Homeowner doesn’t know Dmarius from Adam. Dmarius is in homeowner’s bedroom in the middle of the night.
How is it then that the doofus writer said Dmarius is an “alleged” intruder? Dmarius is….uhh…. was a $&*@&^%# intruder.
It’s always “alleged”, even when there’s overwhelming evidence thereof.
Don’t get me started.