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...make it a long prison term, y’all.

...ditto. Also:
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...pictures show the “protesters” waving Mexican flags, when the bullets’ recipient was actually Venezuelan (I told you they all look alike). I guess ActBlue didn’t have any Venezuelan flags in stock.

...”hard-right” being the equivalent of “centrist Democrat”, in U.S. terms.
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...oh look: Asshole Muslim Nation #1 is bombing Asshole Muslim Nation #2. Any more of that popcorn around?
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...fraud in Minnesoduh? Well I never.
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…in which we play our popular game of “Guess The Race”. (Hint: Louisiana)
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...once our problem, now Canuckistan’s. Whatever.
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...that’s not news. “Penelope stuns in black garbage bag”… oh wait, that wouldn’t be news either.

...oh, how these poor people suffer for their art. Although it must be said, the Mara sisters would not be my first choice for a cinematic threesome.
#Penelope&MonicaCruz