...are any of those one hundred planned for the Dallas / N.Texas area? No? Well then, screw you, Greggs.
...just doing what he used to do back home. Respect his cultural heritage, you rayyyycisss.
...I’ve heard of some strange sex fantasies, but this one’s a goodie.
...wait: Fatboi did something right for a change? (Blind pigs, truffles etc., which seems kind of appropriate here.)
...and I’m not going to get a refund on all that popcorn I bought, either.
...it’s called “delayed gratification”, you greedy little shits. Deal.
...on the bright side, it’s Donna Mills and not Nancy Pelosi.
...those lobster-wannabes: I’ve warned you about them before.
...and to escape his humiliation, he goes home and hops into bed with this every night:
The poor man; how he must suffer.
That’s it for the news, such as it is.
Not since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has a couple been so far out on the hot-crazy graph.
//wealthy middle-aged children//
…whose actual inheritances – life, health, and the ability to earn their own fortunes – apparently have been squandered.
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That sounds like a messed-up family. I’ll stand to basically double my (not immense, but sufficient) personal net worth when my mom passes, but it’s something to which I’m decidedly NOT looking forward. How do familial relations get so bad that the spawn are *eager* for their inheritances?
Either *really* bad parenting, *really* scummy kids, or some combination thereof, I guess.
As my dad was nearing the end there were a number of things he could have done to make his remaining days easier but he wouldn’t. My brother and I encouraged him to spend some of his (ample) savings and reap the benefits of a frugal life. He insisted he was fine and wanted to keep it as our inheritance. My told him that I didn’t want his money, I wanted him to enjoy it, and that learning he’d spent his last dime the day before he passed would make me very happy. Of course he didn’t listen to me but that was his prerogative.
Hearing about kids who view their parent’s bank account as something they (the kids) are entitled to and the sooner they get their greedy mitts on it, the better, make me grind my teeth.
jrgrizz – same thoughts. My parents (Mom still alive) lived very frugal and rarely spent any money on fun stuff. For years my Dad scoured car sights looking for a particular antique car but never pulled the trigger. Me and my brothers told him many times to just go fucking buy something and then pay someone to restore it exactly like how you want it. Nope, didn’t happen.
However, with my Mom there’s a real fear that she’ll do something stupid with whatever is left of their retirement. Actually, she’s already done some stuff that’s pretty stupid but at least the majority of their savings is still intact. It’d be easy enough to distribute the inheritance into an account we control, then we could easily pay for everything she needs. Except that won’t happen. My brother is convinced that some PETA off-shoot cat shelter is fixing to get a very large donation when she dies and we’ll get squat. IDK. Parents. Almost worse than kids.
Concerning Donna Mills, two comments:
1 – GGILF.
2 – Not enough eye bleach.
Yer so FUSSY… when you get to my age, lemme tell ya.
Ban lobsters from men’s sporting events!
Just think of the CHILDREN!!!!!!
We don’t want the lobsters to turn our children into shellfish!