...sadly, we may never know his motivation.
...okay, you can all stop that unseemly giggling now.
...and that’s excellent news. Now it’s off to the Senate for their approval… errrr why am I suddenly not optimistic?
...say what you like, but cyclosporiasis doesn’t happen when you eat Twinkies.
...cue this asshole:
...he sounds more and more like a Democratic Socialist every time he opens his big yap, dunnee?
...if they plan to do it by amending the Constitution, they’ll fail.
If they’re thinking of other ways to do it, however...
...followed shortly by:
...IOW, just do your fucking job and quit worrying about the handwringers and bedwetters.
...and in other news, scientists say that using children as chimney sweeps may harm their lungs.
And speaking of Venuses [sic], here’s some more Sydney Sweeney:
