Caption Competition #452 July 10, 2026 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
The wedding day was not a success because as part of a challenge at his bachelor party the night before, Wally had eaten about 25 cloves of garlic.
She’s a “Butterface”. Everything is good But Her Face. Or She’s a three bagger. One over head head, one over her hubby’s head in case hers rips and one by the door in case some poor bastards walks in.
She is so ugly that I wouldn’t touch her with someone else’s dick.
“I wouldn’t fuck her with Bill Clinton’s dick for practice”.
Maybe Taco Bell wasn’t the best choice for catering the reception.
Oh, FGS … wash under the foreskin too!
The wedding day was not a success because as part of a challenge at his bachelor party the night before, Wally had eaten about 25 cloves of garlic.
Enough with the Taylor Swift wedding dress photos.
Like the red knees, though.
The first night of their honeymoon, the groom proceeded to demonstrate the Cleveland Steamer.
The Hershey highway was used as an exit ramp.
Love may be blind, but it has a sense of smell
She’s a “Butterface”. Everything is good But Her Face.
Or
She’s a three bagger. One over head head, one over her hubby’s head in case hers rips and one by the door in case some poor bastards walks in.