When I read this, I couldn’t stop laughing:

That’s not the funny part. This is:
The director bought a home in the iconic San Remo co-op in New York City overlooking Central Park.
Yeah… from Beverly Hills to Manhattan — to escape taxes levied on rich people.
Hey Steve: Say “hi” to Hizzoner Zoran Mamdani for me, willya? You stupid putz.
It sure does hurt when I slam the hammer into my thumb but I’ll keep on doing it.
Liberals are stupid
Paraphrasing – you can take the liberal out of California but you can take California out of the liberal.
The thing about smashing your thumb with a hammer is it feels so good when you stop.
Mama Spielberg must have dropped him on his head when he was a youngster. He gets these moments of cosmic-level stupid sometimes.
To be fair, the reasons given by lil’ Stevie were that he and his wife wanted to move closer to family members. Maybe the upcoming CA bear bite just nudged (slapped) them into finally making the decision?
He may have a nice view of encampments in Central Park while New York crashes into an ash heap.
I’m surprised he didn’t pick Florida so he wouldn’t have to deal with the cold and the snow