Caption Competition #418 November 7, 2025 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
The child of Eminem and Flavor Flav waking up with a hangover after a long night of beer pong. (Cuz “Eminem ain’t nothin but a bitch”)
on behalf of your female readers, does the carpet match the drapes? Donny Osmond reinvents himself as the new Flavor Flav! He’s spicy like ketchup!
What the Doomsday clock actually looks like
The child of Eminem and Flavor Flav waking up with a hangover after a long night of beer pong.
(Cuz “Eminem ain’t nothin but a bitch”)
It’s almost time to give a fuck…………nah, I think it is back to the couch.
My cock is like a clock. It’s better when there’s two hands and a face on it.
Father Time, back when he was just Boyfriend Time.
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on behalf of your female readers, does the carpet match the drapes?
Donny Osmond reinvents himself as the new Flavor Flav! He’s spicy like ketchup!
Steve loses at beer pong yet again
2026 is drastically early.
James never grasped the concept of changing clocks back to Standard Time.
Usually the clock read 6:30 but things really got fun closer to noon and midnight
In five more minutes Halloween is over, and I can ditch this stupid costume Jennifer made me wear.
In five minutes his balls will drop.
Five minutes ’till midnight baby and I’m splittin’ your curtains.
If it was a picture of a female there wouldn’t be a clock photo-shopped on there.