Caption Competition #413 October 3, 2025 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
1. Ahmed forsook Islam for bacon, and was stoned to death the next day by an angry mob in Dearborn. 2. Shlomo used this gesture to announce his conversion to Christianity. 3. “Take THAT, heart!”
Watching a giant clam eat a man’s face.
Al warms up for his night with Lizzo
Barry’s sandwich reminded him of that night with Oprah which caused him to salivate more
1. Ahmed forsook Islam for bacon, and was stoned to death the next day by an angry mob in Dearborn.
2. Shlomo used this gesture to announce his conversion to Christianity.
3. “Take THAT, heart!”
Lookee there maw! A muffelata hamster eater, yes, right across from the mosque in Brighton..
When an open faced clam taco isn’t available you make due with what you got.
Those carbs are going to kill you man!
Congress (munch) is (munch munch) in (munch) session.
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Jim Henson enjoyed Miss Piggy one last time
Could I get some extra bacon on that?
Sometimes, you eat the sammich.
Sometimes, the sammich eats you.
Jim reenacts last night with your mother.
A bacon, bacon, bacon, and bacon sandwich on pita bread with a side of spam (not shown).
Now if I just replace the bun with bacon it will be perfect!
Just an appetizer for the British Eating League