And the weekly diary entry:
So on to the things wot makes us laff.
Apparently, this is an actual announcement. I dunno, man… electing a pansexual socialist — and y’all thought David Hogg was a stretch?
It’s going to be kinda tough to top that. Still:
Ahhh Monica. She’s in her fifties now, you know:
Have to say that if ever Monica’s short of cash, an OnlyFans account might be be quite profitable.
I seem to recall that back during the early days of Iraq it was reported that Toyota Land Cruisers found in country (in the garages of Ba’ath party muckety mucks and Saddam’s palaces) were referred to as “Monicas” by the local populace becuz they were “big, white, and beautiful.”
“Ahhh Monica. She’s in her fifties now, you know:”
Kim, she’s also young enough to be your daughter.