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...only about 10 million to go, then.  As the actress said to the bishop:  harder and faster, please.


...or it could not.
#WeaselWord


...must be fake news, because I can’t find them anywhere on Amazon.  And don’t give me that “LEO-only” bullshit.




...all hail the miraculous EV!


...three words:  saucisse de sanglier.  



...”almost all”?  Why the “almost”?


...considering that a common factor among older men is a need for woody-poppers and age-related glaucoma, I can’t see the problem.  Also:  older men already do eye health monitoring, to get stronger eyeglass prescriptions so they can see Paige Spirinac more clearly.

And that’s the news.

Colorado: California 2.0

When all those Californians fled to Colorado a decade or two ago, several things happened soon thereafter:

  • more anti-gun laws
  • higher taxes
  • woke prosecutions (actually, non-prosecutions)
  • more industry-choking regulations
  • …to name but some (I’m sure Stephen Green could come up with a lot more).

And now, still more California:

Colorado regulatory burden, affordability drives business exodus

98 large businesses have left Colorado since 2019, taking nearly 14,000 jobs with them. These aren’t failed companies or departures caused by mergers and acquisitions, but companies relocating operations to other states, with Texas, Florida, Utah and Tennessee among the biggest beneficiaries of the Colorado exodus.

I just hope that there aren’t too many California-thinking people among those 14,000 jobs.

Amidst my glee about reports like the above, here’s my problem with this trend.

The earlier ex-California movement to states like Texas and Florida contained, I believe, many people who saw what California had become and decided they didn’t want any more of that — but more importantly, saw that there was no profit in re-creating California-style business and social environments in their adopted states.

I’m not so sure that this is true, anymore.

And I still think that newcomers to a state should be barred from voting in state- and local elections for five years (federal elections, of course, are exempt) until they’ve properly assimilated into their new home state’s culture.

In the meantime, Colorado can go and suck eggs — unless they can’t, because there’s a regulation against sucking raw eggs (for health reasons).

Aaaargh

So much for my BBQ:

America’s ranchers are facing their smallest cattle herd in 75 years, a shortage now rippling from pastures to some of the nation’s largest meatpackers.

USDA data shows the U.S. entered 2026 with about 86.2 million cattle and calves, the smallest herd since the early 1950s. That’s down from roughly 94.7 million cattle and calves in 2019, a decline of more than 8 million animals.

And therefore:

Tyson Foods announced last week that it will close beef facilities in Illinois and Utah and pursue the sale of another in Washington as it reshapes its beef business amid what the company called one of the most historic cattle shortages the country has ever experienced. Tyson said recent USDA data suggest supply constraints are likely to persist.

And the reason:

“The biggest thing has been drought,” Eric Belasco, head of the agricultural economics department at Montana State University, previously told Fox News Digital.

He said years of dry weather have depleted grasslands across the West and Plains, leaving ranchers without enough feed or water to sustain their herds. Many have been forced to sell cattle early, including cows needed to produce the next generation of calves, making the road to recovery even longer.

The effects are reaching beyond ranches and into grocery stores, where consumers are paying more for beef.

Tell me about it.  Beef has long been a staple chez Du Toit, but I think our current consumption of steak, burgers and such has been more than halved over the past year or two.  As for going out for a steak dinner?  Not since B.C. (before Covid).

I can’t even afford to make my own biltong anymore.  No wonder New Wife has been cranky recently.

Worse is that I don’t much care for chicken, unless in toasties… but I guess that will have to change.

As much as I’m reluctant to let Gummint be involved in anything, I do think that cattle farmers could do with some help from that quarter.  (I don’t know where because I’m not a cattle farmer.  But no, it can’t come from tax relief because that just benefits Big Beef Inc., who controls most of our beef production.)

I have to tell y’all, though:  I’m getting kinda cranky myself every time I go into the store and see those beef prices.  Beef shouldn’t be a luxury foodstuff;  but it’s become one, and I don’t like it.

Thank you, Mother Nature, you dried-out old bitch.