Predictable

So you’re part of a group of fishermen, walking off to your favorite fishing spot, when you encounter a herd of elephants.  Most likely there are newborn calves in the herd, which is why the females take offense at a bunch of humans occupying the same zip code.  So you flee the angry herd in panic, and take refuge in a nearby river.  And the predictable occurs.

because Africa.

2 comments

  1. I think I would’ve taken my chances with the elephants.

    Elephants while large, angry and fast are intelligent and might let you slide if you manage to run away far enough and fast enough.

    I know that’s a big if, but crocodiles are fucking dinosaur killing machines.

  2. No problem. Let the Governor of Minnesota declare the Nile crocodile a protected entity, and allocate funds to provide sanctuary for them in the upper Mississippi.
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