Caption Competition #427 January 9, 2026 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
Shag a bridesmaid during the reception? That’s terrible. Shag all three of the bridesmaids during the reception? That’s a killin’.
And I came her to just say “I’ll teach YOU to flirt with a bridesmaid!” I’ve got to think bigger, I guess.
Bridesmaids go crazy when it comes to trying to catch the bouquet. Too bad one of them brought a bat.
Beat on the brat Beat on the brat Beat on the brat with a baseball bat… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unvFK9I3vgc&list=RDunvFK9I3vgc&start_radio=1
If the chalk was around a body, it’s been collected, so why is she is still there? Also: the baseball bat seems to be universally popular around the world as a bludgeon. American culture rules!
Svetlanka said she will not fulfill her obligation to be a mail order bride.
She remembered the Clause in the marriage “till death do us part”.
The BDSM got a little out of hand.
Shag a bridesmaid during the reception? That’s terrible.
Shag all three of the bridesmaids during the reception? That’s a killin’.
And I came her to just say “I’ll teach YOU to flirt with a bridesmaid!”
I’ve got to think bigger, I guess.
Is that a baseball bat or a 36 inch black dildo? I guess she found out.
The bride has chosen to write her own vows
Winner.
Ingrid was asked for an outline of her perfect man.
If weddings were like elections…
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Bridesmaids go crazy when it comes to trying to catch the bouquet. Too bad one of them brought a bat.
He fell for her really hard.
Chalk another one up!
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unvFK9I3vgc&list=RDunvFK9I3vgc&start_radio=1
If the chalk was around a body, it’s been collected, so why is she is still there?
Also: the baseball bat seems to be universally popular around the world as a bludgeon. American culture rules!
To quote Arnold; “Consider that a divorce.”