So this alleged goblin throws an LP gas cylinder through a window, climbs into the house and starts ripping off his clothes.
And is probably surprised when the homeowner ends his impromptu little striptease with an alleged bullet (or two, details are sketchy as always).
But…but….he was just getting his life together…….
Nah, he got lost on his way to choir practice and stopped to ask for directions.
Got lost? Not sure what the propane tank was all about, if he thought he lost his keys that would be an odd way to unlock the place. All in all, I would have shot him as well.
You know the prosecutor will persecute the homeowner to the fullest extent of the law and the argument will be that the intruder was merely removing his clothing and was not a real danger to the homeowner, who did not know where this bizarre event, with violence and un-consensual sexual activity.