Never mind all that “gold-digging whore” stuff…
...I’m just surprised they didn’t use AutoTune.
Time for some 
:
...bent ol’ Ursula over the desk, he did — and the EEEEWWWW knows it.
...not that this would be too difficult.
...wait: you mean we can go back to driving the cars and trucks we want, use toilets that flush properly, and not have to depend on solar power in midwinter?
Of course when we read the above good news, can Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© warnings be far behind?
...is there anything climate change can’t do? (And before you rush to check, the report is total bullshit.)
#NoSurpriseThere
...next: ban heating oil for furnaces, because New Yorkers deserve to fucking freeze to death for electing the same asshole politicians time after time after time.
And now, 
...keep it going, guys.
…
And speaking of child molesters; this from the Dept. Of Education:
...why would he need “pressure”?
#StupidKid
And in our Hearts Of Stone Dept.:
...yeah, well
#India
In Political News:
...that’s too bad, ’cause it could have pushed CA over the edge into complete ruin. Even worse, this means she’s probably going to run for POTUS again. [cue political laughter]:
Some Celebrity News:
...what’s left for Meg ‘n Ginger? OnlyFans. (You heard it here first.)
And yet again, some link-free 
Alesha Dixon reveals surprise career change as
she makes major move away from music
...oooh Britain’s got talent (and legs, especially legs), all right:
And on that note, it’s time to leg it outta here.
KamelToe only got to run for President the first time because she was selected, not elected. If she runs in 2028, she’s likely to get trounced in the primary like she did the last time.
In re: Zeldin and the EPA.
Instead of changing the rules, get rid of this fucking parasite agency once and for all. This was Nixon’s biggest crime.