Well Planet Lesbia is one thing, but here on Earth…
...climate change… is there anything it can’t do?
But that’s nothing. Try this one:
...and don’t tell me, let me guess: it’s triggered by Intergalactic Warming Climate Cooling Change©?
And if that’s not moronic enough:
...wait: wasn’t eating bugs supposed to be a Good Thing?
#Confused
...gee, what do you think tipped her off?
And speaking of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...in which we play the “Guess The Religion Of The Rapists” game. And speaking of the guys who invented the term “Nazi”:
...man, if they tried that shit Over Here there’d be a different outcome, methinks. And speaking of Sturmtruppen:
...I would suggest they’re not even in the top 5. Left-wing “comedians” and actresses, however...
In 
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...couldn’t have put it better myself, skattie. [/sarc]
In the intersectionalty of Crime News and LGBTOSTFU News:
...males take left; females, right?
In Election News:
...just keep all that money away from the Republican National Committee, FFS, or you’ll end up with even more RINOs in Congress.
...they’d be stupid to stay on. LOL @NYfC.
...hey, if they can vote from there, posting should be a piece of cake.
From the Obscure History Dept.:
...I’m so glad this issue has finally been put to rest; I’ve been lying awake at night for years worrying about it.
And Middle East News:
...three answers: no, fuck no, and if you insist on a timeline: never in a million fucking years.
And in the annals of 
And on the other side of 
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...sorry, I faked you out there. No way am I going to upset people by showing pics of the grotesque Katie Price; instead, let’s look at her daughter Princess [sic], who just turned 18 and is therefore legal (unlike her foul mother, who should be illegal):
Not as slaggy as her mother; but then again, no one is.
I made the mistake of searching the internet for a picture of Katie Price. She’s got baboon butt lips and lots of body graffiti. Search at your own risk.
There are several good reasons why I didn’t post any pics of Ms. Price, and you’ve discovered but a few of them.
The Daily Mail used to publish some pretty good science news, but they’ve gone all Glueball Worming and such. sigh. Now they give us a “Universal Destruct Switch” article. Good Lord, someone there has been watching far too many old episodes of Doctor Who.