Speed Bump #4,657

Via Reader Sean F., another gem:

Everyone likes to tell us that if we adopt very strict gun control laws, no one who isn’t supposed to have firearms can get them. It’s so naive it’s almost adorable, or it would be if it wasn’t our rights they were idiotically talking about trampling on.

Instead, it’s very troubling because their nativity is likely to get someone killed.

This is known as “killing the message with illiteracy”.

FYI:  the words are “naïve” and “naïveté”.  We English writers don’t often use verbal modifications such as the acute accent (é), and the diacritic / umlaut  (ï) hardly ever.  But the latter should be written when the compound vowels need to be expressed individually, e.g. “nah-eev” instead of “nave”.  As I recall, I learned this back in 1965, in sixth grade from our English teacher, Mr. John Ball (MA, Oxon),.

Random Totty

A while back, when examining the allure of Bri Teresi, Reader pkudude (Serbian?) happened to mention in Comments another Paige-me-too named Grace Charis, and as I’d never heard of her before, I looked her up.

“Grace Charis is a dynamic American influencer who seamlessly blends her passion for golf with modeling, entrepreneurship, and digital content creation.”

The first pic to appear:

Well, okay… pretty little thing, but nothing there to set the  pants  world on fire.

Oh, wait.

And off the course, so to speak:

 

Not as, shall we say pneumatic as Paige or Bri — in fact, what we in the band used to call a “spinner” — but not an entirely unpleasant sight either.

Fire With Fire

A thought occurred to me after that Muslim illegal alien threw firebombs at a bunch of peaceful Jews up in Boulder.

Seeing as these extremist Muzzies (and for that matter, all their non-extremist buddies) are so keen on introducing foreign law principles into the U.S. of A. (#shari’a),  their comrades-in-arms (#LeftistFilth) should have no problem with us introducing some other set of foreign legal stuff as well.

I’m thinking here of some Hebraic Law (Old Testament style) along the lines of “eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth” principles.

Which would mean that this Egyptian fuckwit would be doused with gasoline and set on fire in the public square.

All in favor?

Too harsh?  Okay, then…

…or a group affair with his buddies:  

I will entertain alternatives in Comments.  Hate speech welcome.


And a final thought:  just one bubbeh  with a gun could have prevented this whole sorry business.

Quote Of The Day

In response to this lament:

“These kids never learned the proper way to be a barfly,” said an L.A. bartender, quoted in “Gen Z Doesn’t Want to Start a Bar Tab/To the chagrin of bartenders, many 20-something bargoers prefer to close out and pay after every single drink.”

That’s not the quote.  This is:

As with everything else in the New York Times though, I am going to default to “none of these discussions actually happened” and the “author” just made everything up.

The man’s almost as cynical as I am.

Sic transit mendax.

News Roundup

Well, not all gals:


...as long as the starvation and death of the “millions” are confined to illegal immigrants illegally getting welfare or Medicaid, I don’t see the problem.

And speaking of said group:


...keep it going, folks.  Lots more still to toss out.  Still on the topic of hostile aliens:


...other than the universities getting the income from fees, I’m pretty sure that anyone not called Bernie Sanders will have no problem with this.

And:


...like anyone cares what some washed-up mediocre Irish pop star says.


...to the surprise of absolutely nobody.  Why is this old Nazi-loving cunt still a U.S. citizen?


...given the source, I don’t think that’s going to happen.
#ChrisMurphy #HystericalSocialist #Connecticut

In Medical News:


In Tribe News:


...a mitzvah if ever I saw one.

And in Crime News:


...old Charlie needs to watch out;  people down here are kinda twitchy about that “shots at Trump” thing.


...wait;  he’s going to pardon FBI agents now?

In Sports News:


...apparently, there is crying in baseball after all.


...say it ain’t so, Marylou.  Wait… she’s 57? [exit, feeling really old]

and in our weekly look at (non-linked) 

    ...these last two items have one thing in common.
#ThailandDontGoThere

And in a drive down :


...fuck me, and I thought she’d reached the bottom by bonking Shane Warne.  Talk about Beauty and the Beast:

Ugh.

Which is the best way to end this news roundup.

Forgetting The Basics

Many years ago, I had subscriptions to the UK’s Country Life and Country Squire  magazines, which, as their names suggest, are dedicated to that country’s rich rural heritage.  Yes, I know the mags’ main emphasis was (and still is) dedicated to the landed gentry, but the mags also contain gems, like this one from Country Squire :

We walk on concrete, but we live on bread. The modern world hums with the illusion of self-sufficiency – our smartphones deliver groceries with a tap, restaurants materialize meals on demand, and supermarkets present endless abundance as if by nature’s own hand. Yet this is a collective delusion.

The truth is simpler, starker: every society rests upon the bowed backs of farmers. They are the uncelebrated linchpin holding civilization together, performing work so fundamental we’ve forgotten to see it.

Their labor defies romanticism. Farming is not some bucolic idyll; it is mathematics written in mud and sweat. A farmer must be gambler and scientist, prophet and laborer – calculating risks against fickle weather, coaxing growth from stubborn soil, fighting entropy itself just to keep the fields productive. One missed frost, one unseen blight, and a year’s work vanishes. Meanwhile, they’re patronized by 5-days-a-week urbanites who’ve never dug a ditch, who speak of ‘sustainability’ between takeaway lattes, who’d starve in a week if the lorries stopped running.

And for what?

To watch agribusiness conglomerates and supermarket oligarchs siphon away the profits? To hear deadbeat politicians lecture them about ‘efficiency’ while folding to trade deals that undercut their livelihoods? To be treated as quaint relics in a world that venerates guff videos on TikTok?

There’s more, much more in the piece, and I urge you all to read it.


There’s unexpected humor, too.  This from Country Life:

And of course, there’s property:

…a snip, at only $120,000 a year rental.