Caption Competition #399 June 27, 2025 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
There there honey. Just encourage him to drink more pineapple juice next time
If she barfs in your lap again I’ll throw her out again.
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Oh, Mother, Mr. Darcy found out about all my OnlyFans postings.
There there, dear. We’re also disappointed they’re not pushing communists off the cliff too.
Never mind, dear; you may have lost your virginity, but you’ve still got the box it came in.
you might find it more comforting to sob in my lap, dear. I’ll try to not poke you in the eye. again
Sorry, the prodigal son was last year. You’re just a dirty slut.
Winner.