News Roundup

There’s no time for self-pleasuring or any of that nonsense, darling;  it’s
time.

...keyword:  “if”.  And “if” I win the lottery, there will be a huge increase in the number of “climate scientists” murdered by contract killers.

...I’m so old, I thought that the Nimbus was a broom model used by witches and wizards to avoid traffic jams.

...ahem:

But enough panic.  Let’s get busy with the important stuff, like Sex News.

...in the good old mid-20th century days, this was known as “Kraft durch Freude”.

In :

...a.k.a. stopping the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© insanity from screwing up an entire state.

From the Dept. of Tourism:

...as had the Titanic.

In our new Riots & Mayhem Dept.:

...pity the fools.  My only problem is that the TexGov has pre-emptively mobilized the Guard, thus depriving me of some potential sporting activity.

...that bad apple hasn’t fallen far from the poisonous tree, huh?

...wait a minute:  how can the rioting / burning cars thing be happening in Britishland, too?  They’re not deporting anyone.

...that’s because the Irish Gummint isn’t deporting anyone either.

And in Global Jew-Hate News:

...took them long enough.  Even Egypt recognizes that the MuBros are a bunch of filthy terrorists.

And in an opposite move:

...too bad all those old Nazi refugees are long dead, because it would have been so much fun to watch their anti-Semitic asses do an Eichmann at the end of a rope.

…

From the Education Dept.:

...and apparently the bonkee is “depressed and lacking self-worth” as a result of her counseling.  JHC, what a precious little snowflake.

And now we look once again at linkless   

    

Once more down :

...because one week, you’re in — and the next week, you’re out:

...in-out-in-out:  I have no idea what that means, except that she’s not bad for a semi-centenarian.

Which makes it a good time to end this silliness.