Month: August 2021

Unsurprising

Gummint, Health

In the news:

SPRINGFIELD—All area stores have completely sold out if their supply of 9mm vaccine passports amid a nation-wide shortage.
The shortage began last year, well before rumors started circulating that President Joe Biden was going to require vaccine passports for certain activities.
Many people looking to tell the president and his minions, “I got your vaccine passport right here, Karen,” are having trouble finding them.
“It’s just a combination of things — you got millions of new vaccine passport owners buying them right when COVID hit,” said Billy Fallon, the owner of Firing Line, an indoor firing range and vaccine passport shop in Westland. “Companies shut down because of COVID, and when they started back up, they were only at a quarter-staff. And the orders kept coming in.”
Now with a likely federal mandate, the shortage could reach unprecedented levels.
“We’re short on everything but just cannot keep the 9mm or the .40 caliber vaccine passports on the shelf,” Fallon said.

Serves them right for just going with untried, untested 9mm/.40 S&W vaccine passports.  I (and many like me) prefer to go with the tried-and-tested .45 ACP and .357 Magnum vaccine passports, which deliver just the kind of results one would like them to have on the Gummint Karens.

News Roundup

Bad News

Our special FUCK THE COVID/GOVERNMENT feature.  First off:


…which is what we should have been doing all along.  Instead:


…good question, Tuck.


…so much for me visiting New Orleans over Labor Day, then.  And speaking of parties:


…you’re all thinking what I’m thinking, right?  500 fatal WuFlu fatalities in a week’s time?


…I know, NYFC.  Still…it could be worse, like in Australia.


…and speaking of terror:


…if you don’t get an instant RCOB when reading this, I don’t wanna talk to you no more.

And the Scots can’t be left behind:


…there’s no tyrant can compete with a bitter lesbian.

Anyway, I’ve been told that I shouldn’t yell at the fucking government about the WuFlu crap all the time, so here’s a public service announcement (ahem):

Okay, that’s enough WuFlu.  Let’s just look at some day-to-day government bastardy:


…Fatboi signs yet another unenforceable law.

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…brace yourself for another RCOB… and I don’t even like alpacas.


…one can only imagine…

And finally:


…either the Belarus gummint did it, or he had some dirt on the Clintons.

No Gratuitous Chick Pics today, I’m in a bad mood.

Quote Of The Day

Health, QOTD

From some medical bloke:

“You can still get COVID, potentially [after having been vaccinated]. But if you do get it, it’s not severe at all.”

As it happens, I was just chatting with Mr. Free Market yesterday, and he informed me that he’d been diagnosed with the Delta-‘Rona.

When I asked him what it was like, the answer was:  “Rugby club hangover.  Piece of cake.”  (Translation:  you feel like utter crap for about twenty four hours, then much better on day two, and by day three you’re back to swilling Ginger Macs, just with a bit of a cough — which is where he was when I spoke to him.)

In other words:  it’s like a bronchial flu.

Carry on.