All the news that’s either self-evident, pointless or laughable.
…which should come as a surprise to precisely… nobody.
…good question. Also, unanswerable.
…oh man, we are SO fucked.
…of course, there’s no revenue incentive for the government to do this, oh no.
…or, in American terms, ninety-three 3-strikes — and only the daughter got more than a year.
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…why shouldn’t he? After all, Romney’s also a Democrat.
…Cosby, Clinton; potato, potahto.
…what I want to know is: who are the 43% who think we have the same or more? And can we stop them from voting?
…yeah, duh.
And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:
…look on the bright side: he could have taken you with him.
…no news on the effect Mr. Piledriver had on his partner.
…silly girl; go to the gym and sell tickets. Sheesh, some people just have no clue.
…key word: California.
And speaking of underage kids, this is Deva Cassel (16):
Pretty, huh? Not surprising; here’s her mother.
Yes, that’s Monica Bellucci.
Why can’t they dance at a Wedding?
Two left feet?
Ask Boris Johnson.
16? That’s legal over here. Now to somehow introduce her to my nephew.
That bitcoin billionaire was, “A Careful Man”!
As a former “underaged boy” even I would haven’t er…had relations with that hose beast. Yikes.
And Deva is proof that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Pro tip: if you intend to leave crypto to your heirs, have the passphrase written down in a sealed envelope somewhere secure.