Monday Funnies

Ah FFS, here we go again with this Monday shit:

So to help you roll that fucking boulder uphill for the umpteenth time in your life, here’s Teh Funny:

And finally, a Reader suggested I look up some bint named Rachel Skarsten, so I did:

I report, you decide… although, to be honest, she’s a trifle skinny for my taste, e.g.:

Now finish getting yer clothes on, and go to work.