In ascending order of horrible:
- with “Uncle” Gavin
- in a C-47 Dakota en route to an active duty deployment
- any motel room on U.S. 30 in Illinois (don’t ask me how I know this)
- in a hotel toilet stall after getting mindless drunk (see above)
- in a prison cell, with D’Marcus Washington as a cellmate
…and a bonus for my Brit Readers:
- Alan Carr’s bedroom.
Your suggestions in Comments… (and “in my ex-wife’s bed” doesn’t count).