Sad Trend

I read this article with a great sense of sadness:

Founded in 1759 by the pioneering Josiah Wedgwood, the housewares brand quickly rose to prominence, earning fans in high places. Its elegant, often hand-painted china was used in Buckingham Palace, the White House, the Vatican, and even the Kremlin.

But fast forward to today, and once-prized porcelain pieces that were lovingly gifted at weddings, and saved for anniversaries and Christmas dinners are gathering dust, or worse, going for pennies on online marketplaces. 

The sparkle has well and truly faded for the formal dining crockery, pieces that once fetched hundreds of pounds are now struggling to sell at car boot sales, with some saying they can’t even ‘give the sets away’.

Why?

Expert and prolific author on ceramics and glass, John Sandon, who makes regular appearances on the BBC Antiques Roadshow, revealed the decline in demand for traditional porcelain is less about quality and more about shifting cultural attitudes. He told the Daily Mail: “Most people consider their best china and family inherited crockery is ‘old fashioned’, whatever that means. Most old sets are regarded as impractical for everyday use, and very, very few people want to use them.”

Reflecting on changing attitudes toward inherited tableware, John noted the growing disconnect between sustainability messages and modern family preferences. He added: “The much quoted ‘Antiques are Green’ message has tried to emphasise that old china sets are the ultimate recyclables. And Granny’s china sets should be used. But most modern families don’t want to.”

Highlighting the gap between appreciation and practicality, John pointed out that admiration for antique ceramics doesn’t always translate into everyday use.

“Not using your old china tea services and fruit sets is nothing to do with the reason people choose plain white from Ikea and The Range instead of very expensive Wedgwood.”

One of my abiding regrets about emigrating was that I couldn’t bring over my (inherited) dinnerware with me.  What was it?

It was Wedgwood Signet Platinum, and it was the classiest, most elegant dinnerware ever.

At dinner parties, even my rowdy, uncouth friends would comment on how lovely it looked, and how it set off the meal perfectly.

It’s profoundly sad, but not altogether surprising, that people nowadays would rather use cheap shit from Ikea or Walmart than bother to put out a decent table setting for their guests.  I guess that utility wins over style and grace.

I think I’ll go and eat some worms.  Off a paper plate.

Dry Wells

Not for the first time, I find myself devoid of interest in terms of commentary on our world today.

  • The President is fighting with Congress — BTDT
  • Russia is still bombing Ukraine — so much for all those peace deals
  • the Socialists who infest our body politic are still not going on those Great Big Beautiful chopper rides to nowhere
  • our schools, almost all of them top to bottom, suck at teaching our kids anything of value (unless socialism, climate panic and global weather patterns — a.k.a. lies could be called “worthwhile”)
  • there are slaughters and massacres taking place in Africa — like that’s an unusual occurrence — and in related matters:
  • the Muzzies are being their usual pestilential selves and misbehaving
  • let’s not talk about Teh Meejah when it comes to foul creatures and noxious gases
  • Europe… ’nuff said.

I’ve ranted on all the above topics so many times that I’m boring myself;  gawd knows what this is doing to you, my Readers. Right now, the only thing that would cheer me up would be if POTUS and his SecWar do a Night of the Long Knives thing with all those generals they’ve summoned, and then move on to do the same to the rest of the FedGov when they shut themselves down.

I think I’ll spend the entire day at the range.  Do ye all (y’all?) the same, because this nonsense may well be in our future.

Techno-Woes, Part 17

One would think that the Gods Of Technology, having bricked my new laptop (bought in January 2025) and caused me to have to buy a new one, would have done fucking with me.

One would be wrong.

Last week, I picked up my phone, to feel and see this:

Yup.  The old case, she splody like an IRA bomb or Al-Qa’eda IED.

“Oh,” said the T-Mobile tech person when I brought it in to the store, “that’s the battery.  They do that.  How long have you owned the phone?  That long?  Wow, and the battery only went phut now?  You’ve been lucky.  Anyway, you’re going to need a new one.  No, not just a new battery — a new phone, because they stopped making this model about four years ago.”

Fortunately, I long ago made the command decision to pay a little extra on my monthly bill for a replacement phone deal, should Bad Things Happen.

So I picked up the New Phone yesterday.  Why only yesterday?  Because these phone stores no longer carry any actual stock, you see — unless you’re a New Customer, in which case they’ll whip one out and empty your bank account in a flash.  But a replacement phone for existing customers?  Oh no, we’ll have to order that one, and it’ll take a week or so, sorry about that.  At least I got an upgraded model, for no extra cost.

Blessedly, the transfer of all my stuff from Old & Broken to New & Shiny only took about 5 minutes, mostly because I didn’t bother transferring any photos (having already backed them up).

I guess that 5+ years usage out of one of these “smart” phones isn’t that bad — although considering that I barely use the fucking thing (compared to everyone else in the universe), I would have thought it would last much longer.

But back to my store visit… I wanted to have a clear screen protector installed.  Sorry, we don’t keep those in stock — but we can order one for you.  One of those rubber-like protective cases?  Nope, sorry, but if we order those for you, they’ll get here in a week or so.

For fuck’s sake:  what happened to the concept of one-stop shopping and customer service?

(I should add that the staff at said store were helpful and knowledgeable in the extreme — even for Southern Nice People, they were exceptional.  They’re not to be blamed for policy decisions like in-stock items.)

Anyway, I have the new thing, and it seems to be working okay.  Let’s just hope it lasts longer than that godawful ASUS piece of shit laptop.

And the next time I go to a mall (2026, if my existing shopping trend continues), I’ll just swing by one of those little kiosks and get the screen protector and safety casing there.  Life is too short to worry about shit like that.

ASUS Delenda Est

Quick recap of my laptop woes:

  • Several weeks back the thing bricked on me.  One minute typing, the next thing black screen, totally dead and unresponsive.  All efforts to revive are fruitless, including long chats with online support staff.  Off to Best Buy (an ASUS repair facility).
  • The Geek Squad informs me that they don’t do any warranty repairs on ASUS machines that they themselves have not sold.  Nice.  So I send the thing to ASUS, imagining fondly that since I only purchased this POS in January of this year, that it is still under warranty.
  • It isn’t[50,000 very bad words redacted]  So I tell ASUS to return the brick to me, because I’m not comfortable having repairs done at a remote location (Indiana, incidentally) when, if I’m going to have to pay for the fucking repairs, I’d prefer to have the job done locally.  So off I go to Micro Center (Dallas).  This was yesterday (Monday) morning
  • Micro Center gets on it right away — I mean, I got a sitrep text message only an hour after I got back home.  That’s about the only good news.
  • Apparently, the motherfuckingboard is kaput.  On a brand-new computer.  Cost to replace:  $380 (part) + $150 (labor).  For a machine that cost around $500 new.  But:
  • None of Micro’s vendors have the board in stock, and ASUS themselves are looking at a 4-17 week resupply time.

My options seem to be:

  1. Grit my teeth and have the repair done, continuing to stumble along for the next 2-4 months on my old HP laptop with its occasional freezing-up, malfunctioning keys and broken chassis.
  2. Buy a new replacement machine* from Micro Center — average cost for a similar-to-my-ASUS machine, about $600-$700 which I don’t have.
  3. Try to reinstall my whole fucking life onto  some other (secondhand) laptop, of which a couple of you generous souls sent my way, but which I cannot get to function.  (I have the best Readers on the Internet.)
  4. Migrate to New Wife’s desktop PC, which is tucked away in a dark corner of our tiny apartment, and has NONE of the features of any laptop, and by that I mean a decent keyboard, sufficient power and storage, Win10 (okay, I can live with that), all while I’d have to sit on an ancient office chair which will cause me to have back problems, guaranteed.

To say that I am angry does not begin to describe my mood right now.

And oh, by the way:  if anyone out there is thinking of buying an ASUS machine in the near future;  DON’T.


*New Wife has okayed this option, but it still sticks in my craw.

From Comfortable Heritage To Modern Banal

We’ve all seen how modernist logo design has turned the proud familiar into simplistic trash:

…and of the recent Cracker Barrel rebrand we will not speak, as they’ve been forced into a U-turn.

Now if one thinks of modernistic Philistines and Wokery Gone Mad in the civic sense, it’s hard to imagine a better example than that “blueberry in a bowl of tomato soup”, Austin TX.  Who have “progressed” from a traditional city seal to… well, a 1970s-era representation of a homeless person’s tent shelter:

Bloody hell.  It’s an encapsulation of everything that’s wrong with the Left:  ahistorical, simplistic and ugly.