And speaking of women underfoot:
...which I’m sure comes as a shock to the inhabitants of Miami’s South Beach, a.k.a. Sodom and Gomorrah South.
Some Elf News:
…
...key word: Mexico.
And now, it’s Gay News!
...whatever could this mean? Oh:
...visual: Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.
...not worse enough, and they don’t have enough fingers to plug the dike. And speaking of which:
...even those eeevil guns, Rosie? Asking for a friend.
From Spirit Airlines News:
...wait for it…
From the Lawn Order Files:
...wait, I thought this kind of thing was impossible because Japan Gun Laws.
...so send her to Juvie in Chicago for six years: she’ll have all the action she can handle, and quite a bit more she can’t.
From the Dept. of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change:
...actually, France already HAS an annual wealth tax, so what they mean is INCREASE the wealth tax to pay for their gummint’s foolishness.
...spoiler: nukes. Actually, just one nuke.
And from the sublime to the ridiculous:
...fucking hell, is this guy EVER going to get over his dead dog?
...am I the only one thinking “depth charges”, just to remind these piebald fucks who’s REALLY at the top of the food chain?
...alternative headline: Lesbo Discovers She Prefers Dick.
And that lesbo news item segues into yet more INSIGNIFICA:
Finally:
...and here are a few pics of Eva being rudely French:
Yeah, that’ll wake you up in the morning… unlike the rest of the so-called news.
