Monday Funnies: 2023 Clearout

Okay, today is a little different in that I’m featuring stuff that made me giggle at one time or another, and I saved it in a random folder.  Much of it comes from the Knuckledragger (thankee, Kenny), I may have published one or two before, and I’ve also edited some a little.  Whatever:  I’m cleaning out a folder, so here we go:


(I edit them)

 

And from the same folder, some eye-catching stuff:

 

I know, it’s a somewhat… eclectic selection, but there it is.

Happy Monday.

Classic Beauties: Mistresses (4)

Let’s confine ourselves to just one horny royal today, this being France’s Louis XV, who was a very busy lad.

Madame de Pompadour

…who wasn’t just his mistress, but pretty much the equivalent of his chief of staff (yeah, that staff as well).

Marie-Anne de La Tournelle
…who joined each of her four sisters as mistress of Louis XV.  Ran through the family, he did.

Marie-Louise O’Murphy
One of the few of all the royal mistresses who gave us a peek at her whole body, thanks to having been a model for artist François Boucher.

Madame du Barry

Now this was an interesting one.  Not only did Madame du Barry go through the French court and nobility like a cleaver through a lamb — she must have had considerable bedroom skills — but she was also the longtime mistress of the grandson of Louis V, Louis XVI.

A multi-generational floozy!  Sadly, though, the French Revolution’s guillotine was the last thing she gave head to.