Via Sarah at Insty’s place, I followed this link and immediately burst into helpless laughter.
“First they came for Mahmoud Khalil, and I said nothing because I thought it was a damn good idea.”
…and it gets better and better as it goes on. If you missed the “Faux Anguish” link, then go there now, and enjoy. Best thing I’ve read in ages.
Well, here’s some fun — and it took place in Britishland of all places, where more stupid laws have recently been passed than in any country outside the ‘Stans or California.
The Supreme Court in London has ruled that, for the purposes of judging matters of equality, terms like ‘woman’ and ‘sex’ refer to biological sex, not gender.
Campaigners have hailed the “death” of self-identification as the UK Supreme Court in Westminster ruled on Wednesday morning that the UK’s Equality Act 2010 refers to “biological women and biological sex”.
The court has ruled: “The definition of sex in the Equality Act 2010 makes clear that the concept of sex is binary, a person is either a woman or a man.”
Judge Lord Patrick Hodge said in the ruling that the body of five judges had unanimously agreed that a man with a Gender Recognition Certificate, a UK legal paper that recognises that person’s assumed gender when it is other than their biological sex, could not be counted as a woman when it came to equality legislation.
Excuse me for a second…
Oooooh the trannies are going to go apeshit — but nobody of right mind is going to care.
Frankly, I’m just appalled that it took fucking lawyers to state (unanimously, even!) the obvious fact that right-thinking people have always known.
I love the pic that Breitbart used:
I kinda feel the same way.
Elsewhere:
The government of Prime Minister Viktor Orbán in Hungary officially recognized the scientific fact that there are only two genders, in the nation’s constitution.
The 15th amendment to the Hungarian constitution was overwhelmingly ratified by Budapest’s Országgyűlés parliament this week by a margin of 140 votes in favour to 21 votes against, Magyarnemzet reported.
But wait! There’s MOAR!
The 15th Amendment will also impact other areas of civil society, for instance, enshrining the right for Hungarians to pay for goods and services with cash money.
It comes amid increasing efforts within Europe and elsewhere to institute Central Bank Digital Currencies (CBDCS), which opponents warn would enable more state controls on how people spend their own money.
I’d like to see that enshrined here too, purely as a prophylactic measure. Because I don’t trust government, any government and even the one we’ve got here at the moment.
And I have the Founding Fathers on my side.
Cody Balmer, the 38-year-old man arrested for allegedly firebombing the home of Gov. Josh Shapiro (D-PA) over the weekend, hates Jews.
“Balmer called 911 following the attack early Sunday, identified himself by name and told operators Shapiro needs to know he ‘will not take part in his plans for what he wants to do to the Palestinian people.’ ”
My immediate thought would be to round up this asswipe’s family, then set the lot of them on fire — family first, then him later in the day — because after all, that’s what he had in mind for Shapiro’s family.
Yeah, this kind of shit makes this old atheist go all Old Testament / Hammurabi-like, sue me.
I think what I love the most about today’s political climate — other than the tsunamis of Liberal tears each day — is the fact that our governing class seems to be immune to childish insults. Here are a few such, of recent memory:
“Trump is an orange-skinned horror!”
His response: wear more fake tan than ever.
“Trump is like the Evil Emperor!” followed by a Photoshop:
Trump supporters: “What’s the last thing a useless federal bureaucrat sees before being tossed out of his office?”
And then there was that time when Rep. Jizzmine “Daisy” Crockett insulted Jim Abbott by calling the paraplegic Texas governor “Hot Wheels”, which led to this appearing on Twatter:
…which in turn resulted in well over a thousand twats asking where they could buy the toy, and a huge climb in his popularity rating in the polls.
Give it up, Lefties. Insults might have worked back in playground days, but we conservatives are largely immune to it now.
Feel free to share this with Pocahantas:
…and Smegel:
…and of course She Who Would Be President:
We’ll just laugh at you for your failed socialist ideas masquerading as a Nude Eel or something.
Let me start off by sincerely thanking all of you who have already made contributions to The Last Appeal. Your generosity is wonderful, and humbling.
As we are about halfway through the month allotted for this painful and embarrassing activity (for me, that is), allow me nevertheless to post this gentle reminder. Details are in the link above.
Allow me to introduce (to most of my Murkin Readers anyway) Zara McDermott, a BritTV totty whose claim to fame is that dancing show and sundry other things which give her a chance to show off her assets etc.
And now you’ll know who she is when her name appears in 
, as it did last week.