A Classical Note:
And while they’re staring, a couple post-Independence Day thoughts:
And back to the usual slop:
And only in Murka:
Category: Funny Stuff
Welcome Relief
So now… wait, I thought it was Glueball Wormening that was going to cause catastrophe and WE’RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEE!
While climatologists fear skyrocketing temperatures, scientists are now warning that a “cold blob” in the Atlantic could trigger a global cooling event, among other apocalyptic scenarios, per an alarming study in Geophysical Research Letters.
Located South of Greenland and Iceland, this anomalous patch of ocean has seen temps dip by 1.8 degrees Fahrenheit since the 19th Century, Science News reported.
Coincidentally, this comes as the United Nations’ influential climate change committee has discarded dire temperature increase models spouted by doomsdayers on the Left.
Of course, now that Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© has been debunked, it’s time for Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© — warming or cooling, it’s important to keep us all in a state of climate-related panic, you see.
Speaking of states, we have Texas, frying basking in our typical July summer temperatures — and let me tell y’all, the idea of a little global cooling is not that unattractive a prospect right now.
Monday Funnies — Independence Day Edition
And a Classical Note:
So take a wild-ass guess what today’s theme memes will be?
And to end on the usual note:
And just for old times’ sake:
Not News
Apparently, champagne socialist & CalGov Newsom wants to tax billionaires, to the general amusement of those of us waiting to see just how these shitforbrains Californians can find still more creative ways to cut their own economic throats (when they’re not defrauding the FedGov, that is).
Am I the only one who doesn’t give a rat’s ass what Newsom thinks, says or does?
I know, I know: “O but Kim, he might one day become President!” goes the lament.
Yeah, and I’ll start supporting gun control.
He’s only powerful in his own mind, and in what passes for the minds of his deluded supporters. And (you heard it here first), Hair Gel Boy isn’t radical enough for the AOC/Mamdani Wing of the Socialist Party, so his higher political aspirations are going to be fucked from two directions.
Irrelevancy, thy name is Gavin.
Monday Funnies
…in honor of the latest FIFA World Cup.
And a classical reference:
So on we go, into the modern age:
And to end the silliness, I’m declaring today as:
Monday Funnies
And a note from our Classics Department:
And on we go:
(for my Tribe Readers)
And why not continue on that path…
…and off to work you go. Walking is such good exercise.
