So, a little walk down Memory Lane to start off with:
Speaking of fairy tales, some thoughts on Socialism:
A little foreign humor:
Helpful advice:
And on a personal note:
Which means yet another trip down Mammary Lane:
Category: Funny Stuff
5 Worst Irish Names
Too many vowels, too many strange pronunciation rules, too… just too fucking Irish:
- Saoirse (“sear-sha”, or if you want to mess with them, “sasha”)
- Ciarán (“kier-ahn”)
- Aisling (“ash-ling”)
- Eoin (“oh-win”)
- Bronagh / Bronaugh (“Broh-na” — with a very slight “ch” at the end, pronounced like the Scottish “loch”) — see also Clodagh.
I think they just have these names to fuck with ordinary English-speaking people, so that they can mock us for not knowing how to pronounce them. They’re almost as bad as the French.
Wankers.
Exit Halloween, Pursued By A Bear
Halloween Costume
Here’s Dolly Parton’s:
Before:
After:
Monday Funnies
So just to make sure you’re awake:
And speaking of chasing tail, here’s Ewa Sonnet, suitably armed:
Poetry in motion, by any definition.
Wait… There’s A Thing Called Breast Cancer?
FFS:
Let’s not. Everyone in the world knows about fucking breast cancer. Stop clogging up my mailbox.
Also, it’s nearly the end of the month (October 24, when I received it), so you’re late (amongst all your other stupidities).