Friday Feature – Page 18 – Splendid Isolation

Caption Competition #340

Your suggestions in Comments. Feel free to butcher more than one…

Mine is below the fold:

Ones you’d like to see, in Comments. Will not be moderated or censored.

Update: Damn, after reading some of y’all’s comments, I feel like a big wussy by comparison.

Your suggestions in Comments.

Your suggestions in Comments.

…for your 12-year-old:

1) Exercise equipment:

2) Literature:

3) Handgun:

…when it’s a replica. (Cliff Notes: how to get your ass shot by the police.)

Feel free to add your suggestions in Comments.

Your suggestions in Comments.