Reader Mike L. sends me this astounding list of booze consumption:
Wait… we Texans spent more on booze per capita than Floriduh? Musht be shome mishtake.
Anyway, I can see why the states at the top are where they are, viz. a) it’s fucking cold there, and b) there’s not much else to do when the snow is fourteen feet deep, and you can only have sex so many times a day until your cousin starts complaining. Then again…
Georgia Steel was apparently on some foul Brit TV “reality” show:
Best thing I can say is that she doesn’t appear to have any visible tattoos.
From the houses on Brit TV’s Coronation Street comes Tina O’Brien:
I have never watched — nor would I ever — the awful Brit TV show I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!, which seems to feature people of dubious celebrity status being forced into some manky Australian camp for a couple of weeks and being forced to eat local delicacies such as wombat’s testicles and being covered with spiders and snakes. (The latter, I have to assume, being of the very few non-venomous types to be found in that poxy country.)
Anyway, the only reason I mention this sorry event is that one of the recent “competitors” in this nonsense was a firm favorite on this here website, one Kelly Brook, who managed to survive the encounter unscathed. Okay, apparently the awful diet of lizard’s brains etc. caused her to lose about 15lbs.
Let me reassure you all, however, that this weight did not disappear from the important part of young Kelly’s body, as witnessed by these after-show photos:
Damn… she causes the tinglies in several long-forgotten parts, doesn’t she?
Before looking at today’s Random Totty, let’s look at one of the greatest totties of all time:
Yup, her new 2026 calendar is now on sale. Like her, it’s kinda spendy, mind you, but probably worth it.
Your favorite pic (L-R #1-#12), in Comments. Mine is #7.
