Category: Bad News

There’s no time for self-pleasuring or any of that nonsense, darling;  it’s
time.

...keyword:  “if”.  And “if” I win the lottery, there will be a huge increase in the number of “climate scientists” murdered by contract killers.

...I’m so old, I thought that the Nimbus was a broom model used by witches and wizards to avoid traffic jams.

...ahem:

But enough panic.  Let’s get busy with the important stuff, like Sex News.

...in the good old mid-20th century days, this was known as “Kraft durch Freude”.

In :

...a.k.a. stopping the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© insanity from screwing up an entire state.

From the Dept. of Tourism:

...as had the Titanic.

In our new Riots & Mayhem Dept.:

...pity the fools.  My only problem is that the TexGov has pre-emptively mobilized the Guard, thus depriving me of some potential sporting activity.

...that bad apple hasn’t fallen far from the poisonous tree, huh?

...wait a minute:  how can the rioting / burning cars thing be happening in Britishland, too?  They’re not deporting anyone.

...that’s because the Irish Gummint isn’t deporting anyone either.

And in Global Jew-Hate News:

...took them long enough.  Even Egypt recognizes that the MuBros are a bunch of filthy terrorists.

And in an opposite move:

...too bad all those old Nazi refugees are long dead, because it would have been so much fun to watch their anti-Semitic asses do an Eichmann at the end of a rope.

…

From the Education Dept.:

...and apparently the bonkee is “depressed and lacking self-worth” as a result of her counseling.  JHC, what a precious little snowflake.

And now we look once again at linkless   

    

Once more down :

...because one week, you’re in — and the next week, you’re out:

...in-out-in-out:  I have no idea what that means, except that she’s not bad for a semi-centenarian.

Which makes it a good time to end this silliness.

More on that topic later.  In the meantime:

...note appearance of weasel word “could”.  Actually, the risk is infinitesimal, even if you’re taking SSRIs or the others mentioned. So have that second cup, with my blessing.

...hence the expression:  “To lie like a Clinton.”

Some good news for a change:

...oh yeah, baby.

...please Sir, may I have some more?

...oh thank you, Sir.

...wheeeeee!

…

...so arrest all these protesters, and if there are any illegal aliens among them (or Canadians for that matter), deport them too.

...not that anyone other than CNN cares what you think, McCabe, but if it makes you feel any better, we can charge his terrorist ass with mass murder together with hatecrime (which carries the death penalty #TimMcVeigh).

In Constitutional News:

...well done, Yeronner.  Now, if you can just persuade the other assholes among the Supremes (e.g. that little fart Roberts) to vote the way you do...

Some Economics News:

...yeah, well I’m waiting to see similar-sized price drops in meat, butter, bread, gasoline and electricity before I start handing out medals and bouquets.

In Entertainment News:

...I just hope that the involuntary retirees include some of the LGBTQSTFU persuasion because #Equity, but I’m not holding my breath.

Also:

...say it ain’t so, Mary Lou.

And in the Africa Wins Again category:

...it was only a question of time.

And in the usual unlinked dross known as 

  

And going back to our kind sponsor’s message:

...I have inexcusably not reported on the lovely Kelly or her “melons” (anagram alert) for some time, so I’ll make up for it now:

Only a week of love?  That guinea husband of hers needs a good smack.

And when she decides to dress it up a little:

And on that bountiful note, we can end this Roundup.

Well, not all gals:

...as long as the starvation and death of the “millions” are confined to illegal immigrants illegally getting welfare or Medicaid, I don’t see the problem.

And speaking of said group:

...keep it going, folks.  Lots more still to toss out.  Still on the topic of hostile aliens:

...other than the universities getting the income from fees, I’m pretty sure that anyone not called Bernie Sanders will have no problem with this.

And:

...like anyone cares what some washed-up mediocre Irish pop star says.

...to the surprise of absolutely nobody.  Why is this old Nazi-loving cunt still a U.S. citizen?

...given the source, I don’t think that’s going to happen.
#ChrisMurphy #HystericalSocialist #Connecticut

In Medical News:

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In Tribe News:

...a mitzvah if ever I saw one.

And in Crime News:

...old Charlie needs to watch out;  people down here are kinda twitchy about that “shots at Trump” thing.

...wait;  he’s going to pardon FBI agents now?

In Sports News:

...apparently, there is crying in baseball after all.

...say it ain’t so, Marylou.  Wait… she’s 57? [exit, feeling really old]

and in our weekly look at (non-linked) 

    ...these last two items have one thing in common.
#ThailandDontGoThere

And in a drive down :

...fuck me, and I thought she’d reached the bottom by bonking Shane Warne.  Talk about Beauty and the Beast:

Ugh.

Which is the best way to end this news roundup.

And speaking of (drama) queens:

...it’s just too bad we can’t stop them from ever returning.

And in Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© news:

...wait;  you mean solaaar and winnnnd don’t work?

And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...give ’em a fair trial, then hang ’em.

...so much for that “sanctuary” thing, then.

...make that 239 per hour and we can start flinging compliments.

...take as many as you need, guys.  We’ve still got about ten million to go.

...that’s all right;  if all goes according to DOGE’s plan, there’ll be a whole lot fewer bureaucrats to patronize them anyway.

…

...STFU you terrorsymp Commie asshole.

And in Trumpland:

...good.  Now go after the asshole cop who shot her.
#PourEncouragerLesAutres

Now to clear our palate with some paltry

And while jogging down :

Countdown beauty Rachel Riley wows in low-cut sequin dress
...ooooh my favorite Tribe Babe.

Then a couple shots taken while she was doing the baby-raising thing:

And in her normal hottieness:

Say goodbye to Rachel, then:

And that’s it for the news.