The numbers say it all:
Well, they did ask for it. Now they’re going to get it. Good and hard.
Author: Kim du Toit
News Roundup
I’m not quite sure that this is a genuine ad — but then again, as a lifelong non-smoker how would I know? But here’s the REAL (ahem) news:
...which makes me wonder: are elephants at risk today?
In a Religion Of Peace update:
...too bad the lesbos weren’t packing heat, so to speak. I don’t approve of Muzzie assholes getting all aggro, but I do approve of their would-be victims shooting them all dead.
Still in Muzzieland:
...and I think the TurkGov should immediately ban cooking gas in all restaurants.
#GunControlArgument
In Education News:
...the old “low-hanging fruit” approach to molesting.
...and will be mocked for the rest of his time in jail by the other bad guys.
From the Dept. of Health & Wokery:
…
And speaking of wokery:
...for the benefit of my Murkin Readers, I should point out that NatWest is a fucking bank.
In U.S. Election News:
...and for the benefit of my Furrin Readers. I should point out that in this instance, “Coons” is a politician and not an ethnic group. Glad we got that straightened out.
Now let’s swim in the link-free waters of 
...okay, I may have misread the headline for this one. [/Old Fart Excuse]
And as we sidle down 
:
...cant’s understand all the fuss; it’s not like Susan Sarandon’s little girl has never shown off said appendages before:
…and here’s the oh-so-offensive wedding dress:
I think it’s quite pretty.
And that’s all the news fit to hang out.
Caption Competition #349
I’m giving fair warning that all Caption Competitions in July will feature only naked wimmens. Complaints should be addressed to Nobody Cares, P.O. Box 666, Satansville OH.
Here’s the first of the month:
Your suggestions in Comments.
Britishland Election Day
…and I think I can speak for all my Brit Readers, Stout Bulldogs that they are, when I say:
…as opposed to today’s shit show.
Edward Longshanks would have had them all hung, drawn and quartered by now.
Ah, the good old days.
Happy Birthday, America
Now go and light up some fireworks, eat some good ol’ Murkin food (tacos?) and have a good time in general.
Because in the not too distant future, we may have some work to do.
Or, more likely:
Just sayin’.
Ahead Of The Game
Yesterday I showed how wealthy people have been fleeing Illinois for greener pastures in Florida and such.
Now we have people in Britishland getting out even before the new Labour government is going to be swept to power with a massive majority (as seems likely). And why would they do so, you ask?
The wealthy are already fleeing Britain over fears about Keir Starmer’s tax raids, it was claimed today. It is the latest sign of anxiety about the prospect of a Labour government with potentially the largest majority in history.
Sir Keir has insisted that apart from closing specific tax loopholes, nothing in his manifesto requires additional tax rises for ‘working people’.
But critics say his plans cannot be delivered without unleashing tax hikes yet to be declared to voters.
A Socialist lying about his goals? Say it ain’t so. Clearly, the people most likely to be affected by Labour’s rapaciousness aren’t being fooled.
I have three friends Over There who are actively making plans to leave, for good. And no, they’re not especially wealthy ones, either — because as any fule kno, the only way to get serious tax receipts is to tax the middle class, and they are all in that category. (The working classes don’t have money, and the wealthy can afford to shield theirs.)
One is even looking at moving to the U.S., but alas he wants to do it legally, which will take years. (For reasons of honesty, he refuses to do the southern border swoop.) He may go through Canada first, but we’ll have to see.
I know of another guy — not a personal friend — who’s just walking away from his house because he suspects that Labour is going to increase “stamp duty” on property transfers and sales, so when he did the arithmetic he found that it would be easier just to forget about it. He’s just sold his company (a printing business), and from what I can gather, that moolah is already in an offshore tax haven.
Interesting times we live in, wot?