Bonus Funnies

…in which I unashamedly yield the rostrum to the Divine Sarah, who begins her current meme set with the immortal words:

To the people bellyaching about war with Iran:  BITCHES, I watched our country be humiliated by the taking of hostages. My 12th grade class song was “And I Ran, I ran so far away” and no, it wasn’t talking about aerobics. We’ve watched Iran finance destruction against the US and Israel and taunt our presidents. We watched them arguably interfere with our elections for decades.
Yeah, we bombed the evil oppressive regime of Iran. Don’t like it? Go cry SOMEWHERE ELSE. Your crocodile tears give me a rash.

And then follows a tranche of memes so funny* it will make your stomach hurt for hours.

My favorite:

Go over to Sarah’s place now, and rejoice.


* “funny” depending on which side of the bombs you’re standing, of course.

Yeah, Right

From Russki Strongman-In-Chief:

Russian President Vladimir Putin condemned the killing of Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei on Sunday, calling the death, which came amid strikes from Israel and the U.S., a “cynical violation” of norms.

Uh huh. Let’s talk about “cynicism” for a moment.  Lessee:

  • Murdering dozens, perhaps hundreds of political opponents and even jailing people who dare to criticized his rule:  A-OK
  • Murdering said critics and opponents even when they’re living outside Russia in places like the UK:  A-OK
  • Executing generals and other military officers who failed to conquer Ukraine in three days, as promised, taking instead over three years (and still failing):  very much A-OK

But killing the head of a terrorist state which has financed and encouraged terrorist acts all over the civilized (and not-so-civilized) world for the past half-century… well wait a minute, that’s just beyond the pale, you know.

Fuck you, Vlad, and that fucking horse you rode in on.

Just be thankful there wasn’t a rocket sent in your direction.  (It could still happen.)

Monday Funnies

And a Classical Thought:

So out of the gutter, and down the drain we go — and don’t say I didn’t warn you:

And in that same train of thought:

Speaking of trains:

Back down we go:

And to wrap things up, let’s take some examples from the Hall Of Fame, MILF Wing:

 

Time to go and face the week, methinks.