Stop me if you’ve heard this before. Late at night, a guy wakes up hearing sounds that someone is trying to break into his house. Then he hears glass breaking. So he grabs his trusty handgun, warns the glassbreaker that he’s armed, but instead of doing the sensible thing and running far, far away, said glassbreaker persists in his intrusive ways.
Whereupon Our Hero does the sensible thing, and shoots the “alleged” intruder in the head, sending the scrote’s body temperature plummeting towards the ambient. To which we all say:
…even though said Righteous Shooting took place in Pennsylvania. Whatever.
