Finally, an academic study that keeps us abreast of things:
Scientists have uncovered why women’s breasts are so large compared to other animals.
You all know what’s coming next, right?
Color, you say? Oh, why not…
And finally, a couple of more recent vintage:
I know, I know: it’s been a shamefully long time since we saw la bella Sophia on this here back porch of mine. I apologize for this egregious omission.
…and oh yeah, about that scientific reason why wimmen’s breasteses are so gloriously abundant:
According to a team from the University of Oulu, Finland, breasts may have evolved to help newborns. Human breasts sit at an elevated temperature, protecting a newborn from hypothermia. What’s more, the size and shape of the breast allows for broad contact surface – enhancing the heat transfer from mother to child.
And I always thought it was to help keep men excited and wanting to procreate. Silly me.