Today’s totty appears to be one of those “influencers” whose sole function in life, like all of these creatures, seems to be purely decorative while pimping herself and various sponsored products to her devoted “followers”.





Her name is apparently Maria Soto Almeida, which makes her either Portuguese, Brazilian or some derivation of the two. Forgive me if I can’t be bothered to look up the details on this piece of tinsel.
Okay, that’s enough of these Internet pimps and whores. I’ll do better next week.
The eyes.
Looking pretty vapid.
Incapable of worthwhile conversation, and unbearably boring in the long run.
Use it hard, then throw it away.
Can she smile, or does she have rain damage? Solid pass.
One could find better in a biker club.
Pretty girl.
Needs a better photographer.
She’s not a totty, she’s a Titty!